Kate Ludlow
@majorboredom.bsky.social
She/Her
Liberal Texan Weird-Aunt Type Person
SpecOps @devolverdigital
Liberal Texan Weird-Aunt Type Person
SpecOps @devolverdigital
Reposted by Kate Ludlow
I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
Bro, I have 3-4 just in my part of town. (One sometimes pretends I've never been in before.)
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bro, I have 3-4 just in my part of town. (One sometimes pretends I've never been in before.)
I'm doing my best, Harris
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm doing my best, Harris
It's funnier that you liked this @harris.zone because it's also your gas station guy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's funnier that you liked this @harris.zone because it's also your gas station guy.
In your defense, just barely burnt onions are one of the absolute best types of onions.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In your defense, just barely burnt onions are one of the absolute best types of onions.
I'm a fool, but I've also seen What We Do In The Shadows
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm a fool, but I've also seen What We Do In The Shadows
Yo, you can PM me.
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yo, you can PM me.
Ok, Lettuce Witch.
September 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ok, Lettuce Witch.
<wiping away tears>
I thought you'd never ask.
My husband said "The Shrimp Rockefeller is fancy AF."
And I said
"You telling me a shrimp rocked this feller?'
I thought you'd never ask.
My husband said "The Shrimp Rockefeller is fancy AF."
And I said
"You telling me a shrimp rocked this feller?'
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
<wiping away tears>
I thought you'd never ask.
My husband said "The Shrimp Rockefeller is fancy AF."
And I said
"You telling me a shrimp rocked this feller?'
I thought you'd never ask.
My husband said "The Shrimp Rockefeller is fancy AF."
And I said
"You telling me a shrimp rocked this feller?'
I still have that shoe.
September 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I still have that shoe.
You're subscribed already.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You're subscribed already.
No, she's right, he's garbage.
(Also, I love hims)
(Also, I love hims)
September 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No, she's right, he's garbage.
(Also, I love hims)
(Also, I love hims)
AMAZING! Congratulations y'all!
September 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
AMAZING! Congratulations y'all!