Honestly I know it's a cliche deck at this point but I immediately thought Ms. Bumbleflower

We can't even make a Tomlette

If Alpha Protocol actually is remastered, I just know I'm going to navigate the skill tree to a point where I have to fight a helicopter with a pistol at the end again

I feel like we're at the point where my best answer is to reply with your own avatar; we all know why and you've been calling it out forever

Fundamentally he does not how anything works, especially anything for people that have to manage their own money

It just bothers me that baseball has become less interesting and I probably have a role in that by being someone who chatted with Voros McCracken on Usenet when a lot of this started

I have many regrets but one of the biggest ones is that I contributed to this movement when I was a 15 year old child and thought I was smarter than most

"You will make friends if you give them lasagna" is not even a terrible suggestion but wow does this guy go the wrong direction with it

David Lynch for a couple reasons. First, I met him and he seemed nice. Second, if he was involved with that crowd it really turns a lot of his work upside down

Haha they had to know that the cat was gonna sleep in the cat-sized hutch in the window

I think he hates that she is a better poster than him, which seems like the only thing he genuinely cares about any more.

If it was one picture, I'd just write it off as a bad picture. But there's enough evidence I simply have to know how and why his face is always making that expression.

The current Republican speaker of the house had an app that let him and his son track each other's porn use, which is bizarrely not the most sus Republican speaker of the house in my lifetime and we're supposed to care about someone following models on social media?

This is how I find out that the Russian government owes me 15 years back pay?

Dude is gonna run for increasingly less important elected positions until he finally wins an election for dog catcher, unopposed, and the NY Times will have at least three op-eds about how this signals the return of centrism.

Yeah, Victor takes the best parts of every corpse and fashions him as a Greek god except for his pallor. There's even a part about how he uses the most pearly teeth so he can be what Victor thinks is perfect.

I get it but I also liked that it was the first adaptation to understand the creature was eerily handsome, which is loyal to the book, that always kinda fell to the wayside in the effort to make him monstrous in other adaptations.