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𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 #𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐄.

✏️ by #𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦.
#MVRP. (parody)

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𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐔𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 . . .
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘.
୧‿ ꕀ ˖༺ ཐི𖤍ཋྀ ༻˖ ꕀ ‿୨
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"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"

HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑯𝒆’𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 ,
⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒆 .ᐟ
⠀⠀ ⠀ #BSKYRP x #CHRISTMAS

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November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM

❝ 𝓣he favor would be mine to decide later. ... 𝓗owever, if it will ease your mind, 𝓘 shall give you my word that none of it will go against your precious little moral code... ❞
"... What would this favor be? You know I'm not willing to do a few things, Maleficent."

❝ 𝓢omething to facilitate its binding to you and the valley, yes...

𝓐s for the rest, 𝓘 may lend you a few essential tomes of mine... if, of course, you promise me a favor in turn. ❞
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM

❝ 𝓢omething to facilitate its binding to you and the valley, yes...

𝓐s for the rest, 𝓘 may lend you a few essential tomes of mine... if, of course, you promise me a favor in turn. ❞
"... I would be open to it. Perhaps it can be done with Dreamlight Magic?"

❝ 𝓟erhaps you may wish for proper counsel in the creation of a pocket dimension ... .ᐣ ❞
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM

❝ ... 𝓜𝑚. ❞

the dark sorceress let out a noncommittal hum.
... somewhat pleased, even.
“Hehehe… You caught me.”

He’s putting a thicker coat on.

❝ 𝓘 have no need to shield myself from the cold.

𝓨ou, however... ❞
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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┆✦ʚ The rage in me is 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡. ɞ✦┆
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM

❝ 𝓘 have no need to shield myself from the cold.

𝓨ou, however... ❞
“Grab the thick cloak! We might get snow!”
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM

❝ 𝓣he wind has teeth tonight ... ❞
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM

❝ 𝓟erhaps you may wish for proper counsel in the creation of a pocket dimension ... .ᐣ ❞
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM

❝ 𝓘 find such moments quite pleasant compared to the more... irritatingly noisy... ❞
"Good Evening. The night seems to be... calm for now."

❝ 𝓖reetings to you, princeling... ❞
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM

the sorceress kept her stance perfectly; however diablo, her pet raven, did not. intrigued by what was happening, he swooped down from his flight overhead and gently landed on his mistress' shoulder.

the corvid -->
her brush glided along the canvas, painting a beautiful portrait of the sorceress. the girl looking to her and back, making sure it was just right.

'twas an unusual thing, for anyone to immortalize her like so. yet, despite all odds... it wasn't at all unwelcome.

and so, the thorn fairy posed elegantly; allowing the artist to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM

and there was the dark fairy, watching intently from a distance, hidden by the shadows of a large tree... with an unflinching gaze, she analyzed the scene; how the crowd screamed, flailed and dispersed.

then, her eyes shifted back to the creature, awaiting his next move...
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM

❝ 𝓢pineless idiotic fools. 𝓘f lack of ambition were currency, you'd be the richest in the realm .ᐟ ❞
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM

❝ 𝓣o do what, exactly... .ᐣ ❞
Buying Florida.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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┏━━━━ ★ ━━━━┓

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚝...
...𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎...

𝙺𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚃

┗━━━━ ★ ━━━━┛

#DreamWorksRP #TheBadGuysRP #MVRP
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October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM

her golden eyes narrowed, long fingers tightening slightly around her staff as a puzzled expression passes over her sharp features. her other hand kept on absentmindedly stroking diablo's feathers. a subtle gesture for stress relief, mayhaps.

-->
"I've thought about it carefully... You may or may not answer... I don't expect one."

He's having a minor flashback, taking a deep breath.

"... We all have certain moments that seem to 'make us', so to speak. Do you remember yours? Is there anything you wished was... different?"

the dark fairy listened to his words, finding them most intriguing.

❝ 𝓜m... 𝓟erhaps 𝓘 may feel generous enough to entertain you with an answer. ❞ she retorted, ❝ 𝓨et 𝓘 do advise that you choose said query carefully... ❞
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM

maleficent stilled; her tired eyes widening just slightly as she recognized the figure. her chest tightened in a weird little way... a feeling she thought had been buried deep inside of her eons ago...

❝ 𝓨our presence here is unwarranted... ❞ the thorn fairy drawled. ❝ 𝓨ou may leave. ❞
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM

the dark fairy listened to his words, finding them most intriguing.

❝ 𝓜m... 𝓟erhaps 𝓘 may feel generous enough to entertain you with an answer. ❞ she retorted, ❝ 𝓨et 𝓘 do advise that you choose said query carefully... ❞
"... I'm finding myself ending up near darkness in one form or another more recently.

... I have a simple query for you, is all. You do not have to answer it but I'm curious."

❝ 𝓨our tendency to linger near my whereabouts intrigues me... 𝓢tate your purpose clearly. ❞
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM

❝ 𝓔xploring the 𝓕orbidden 𝓜ountain... ❞ she echoed, her smooth voice resonating through the stone-walled room. ❝ ... 𝓨ou are quite bold to invite yourself upon another's territory unprompted... ❞
"I dunno... just was out explorin'."

A shrug from the smaller zonai.

❝ 𝓐nd to what exactly do 𝓘 owe this visit of yours, 𝓖uardian of 𝓔ldin... .ᐣ ❞
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM

❝ 𝓐nd to what exactly do 𝓘 owe this visit of yours, 𝓖uardian of 𝓔ldin... .ᐣ ❞
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM

❝ 𝓜urkrow ... .ᐣ ❞ the thorn fairy questions, rather unfamiliar with the term.
"That's the strangest looking Murkrow I've ever seen..."
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM

❝ 𝓨our tendency to linger near my whereabouts intrigues me... 𝓢tate your purpose clearly. ❞
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM

❝ 𝓖reetings to you, princeling... ❞
"Her majesty has revealed herself once again."
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM

❝ 𝓛ikewise. ❞ she simply answered with a small agreeing nod. ❝ 𝓘 trust you have fared well during this year's 𝓢amhain season... .ᐣ ❞
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Spookworm

NOT THE SPLODING KITTY!! HELP-
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM