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Manbearcat
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🏳️‍🌈 | ᏣᎳᎽ | he/him | cat dad | lawyer | san francisco, ca

content is kind of hetero-phobic. sorrynotsorry.

quite obviously these views are my own, and aren’t those of any other person or org.
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Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
As a homosexual, I have a human right to a shower wand in my hotel room!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m sorry why is some silver spoon Kennedy grandson twerp texting me asking me for money because he’s bored and wants to be in Congress?

I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My husband says people in Philly pronounce “crayon” as “crown” and I told him that’s preposterous and he’s a liar and is going straight to hell.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I think he missed me
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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San Francisco is normally weird (laudatory) but they are very frequently also weird (derogatory)
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I guess this is 40! 🤷🏻‍♂️🎉🥳
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Friday in two acts - starting at the Minnesota State Capitol and ending in Palm Springs! 🌴
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I obviously adore cats but Waymos don’t jump up on the sidewalk and hit them. I could easily see myself hitting a cat dodging the chaos of 16th street traffic. Keep cats indoors when they’re not on a leash!
Waymo has confirmed the news: One of its autonomous vehicles hit & killed KitKat, the much-loved Mission District bodega cat.

The Google subsidiary said it reviewed footage & would make a donation to a local animal rights group.

missionlocal.org/2025/10/waym...
Waymo confirms its car killed KitKat, Mission bodega cat
Waymo said KitKat darted under the vehicle. Two witnesses confirmed the story, but one said the company's statement can be a bit misleading.
missionlocal.org
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Minnesota Supreme Court sung happy birthday for me this morning 🥹

I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
On flight 67 of the year. I’m sooooo tired of airports and planes. 😒😒😒
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There are fewer political demographics more entitled than the San Francisco car owner lobby. 🤯
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love zipping past all the traffic on my bike, getting home from downtown in 11 minutes. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
While this is probably tasty, nothing with LENTILS and KALE can ever in good conscience be referred to as “chili” I am screaming in Oklahoman WTF.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I want the blue jays catcher to be a pitcher
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Wearing a Harvard hat to Truck is certainly a choice one *can* make but…
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The “I’m not gay but if I was…” video guy sounds like a pretty good b*tt*m to me
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don’t approve of this White House thing at all, but it actually bothers me way less than ::waves around wildly:: a lot of the other shit they are doing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Minneapolis nights out ✨
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump’s proposal that universities also eliminate consideration of *gender* in college admissions means that even fewer mid straight men will get into competitive universities.

Now there’s a mild silver lining.
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
😻😻😻
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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🍩 🥹
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A gay goodbye is… a lil’ makeout.

I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 50, Californians! 🐻🗳️
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM