Manbearcat
@manbear.cat
🏳️🌈 | ᏣᎳᎽ | he/him | cat dad | lawyer | san francisco, ca
content is kind of hetero-phobic. sorrynotsorry.
quite obviously these views are my own, and aren’t those of any other person or org.
content is kind of hetero-phobic. sorrynotsorry.
quite obviously these views are my own, and aren’t those of any other person or org.
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Manbearcat
@manbear.cat
· Nov 20
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
As a homosexual, I have a human right to a shower wand in my hotel room!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As a homosexual, I have a human right to a shower wand in my hotel room!!!!
I’m sorry why is some silver spoon Kennedy grandson twerp texting me asking me for money because he’s bored and wants to be in Congress?
I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.
I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m sorry why is some silver spoon Kennedy grandson twerp texting me asking me for money because he’s bored and wants to be in Congress?
I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.
I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.
My husband says people in Philly pronounce “crayon” as “crown” and I told him that’s preposterous and he’s a liar and is going straight to hell.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My husband says people in Philly pronounce “crayon” as “crown” and I told him that’s preposterous and he’s a liar and is going straight to hell.
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San Francisco is normally weird (laudatory) but they are very frequently also weird (derogatory)
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
San Francisco is normally weird (laudatory) but they are very frequently also weird (derogatory)
I guess this is 40! 🤷🏻♂️🎉🥳
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I guess this is 40! 🤷🏻♂️🎉🥳
Friday in two acts - starting at the Minnesota State Capitol and ending in Palm Springs! 🌴
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Friday in two acts - starting at the Minnesota State Capitol and ending in Palm Springs! 🌴
I obviously adore cats but Waymos don’t jump up on the sidewalk and hit them. I could easily see myself hitting a cat dodging the chaos of 16th street traffic. Keep cats indoors when they’re not on a leash!
Waymo has confirmed the news: One of its autonomous vehicles hit & killed KitKat, the much-loved Mission District bodega cat.
The Google subsidiary said it reviewed footage & would make a donation to a local animal rights group.
missionlocal.org/2025/10/waym...
The Google subsidiary said it reviewed footage & would make a donation to a local animal rights group.
missionlocal.org/2025/10/waym...
Waymo confirms its car killed KitKat, Mission bodega cat
Waymo said KitKat darted under the vehicle. Two witnesses confirmed the story, but one said the company's statement can be a bit misleading.
missionlocal.org
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I obviously adore cats but Waymos don’t jump up on the sidewalk and hit them. I could easily see myself hitting a cat dodging the chaos of 16th street traffic. Keep cats indoors when they’re not on a leash!
The Minnesota Supreme Court sung happy birthday for me this morning 🥹
I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.
I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Minnesota Supreme Court sung happy birthday for me this morning 🥹
I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.
I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.
On flight 67 of the year. I’m sooooo tired of airports and planes. 😒😒😒
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
On flight 67 of the year. I’m sooooo tired of airports and planes. 😒😒😒
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
There are fewer political demographics more entitled than the San Francisco car owner lobby. 🤯
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
There are fewer political demographics more entitled than the San Francisco car owner lobby. 🤯
I love zipping past all the traffic on my bike, getting home from downtown in 11 minutes. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I love zipping past all the traffic on my bike, getting home from downtown in 11 minutes. 🥰
While this is probably tasty, nothing with LENTILS and KALE can ever in good conscience be referred to as “chili” I am screaming in Oklahoman WTF.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
While this is probably tasty, nothing with LENTILS and KALE can ever in good conscience be referred to as “chili” I am screaming in Oklahoman WTF.
I want the blue jays catcher to be a pitcher
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I want the blue jays catcher to be a pitcher
Wearing a Harvard hat to Truck is certainly a choice one *can* make but…
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wearing a Harvard hat to Truck is certainly a choice one *can* make but…
The “I’m not gay but if I was…” video guy sounds like a pretty good b*tt*m to me
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The “I’m not gay but if I was…” video guy sounds like a pretty good b*tt*m to me
I don’t approve of this White House thing at all, but it actually bothers me way less than ::waves around wildly:: a lot of the other shit they are doing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don’t approve of this White House thing at all, but it actually bothers me way less than ::waves around wildly:: a lot of the other shit they are doing.
Minneapolis nights out ✨
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Minneapolis nights out ✨
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Trump’s proposal that universities also eliminate consideration of *gender* in college admissions means that even fewer mid straight men will get into competitive universities.
Now there’s a mild silver lining.
Now there’s a mild silver lining.
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trump’s proposal that universities also eliminate consideration of *gender* in college admissions means that even fewer mid straight men will get into competitive universities.
Now there’s a mild silver lining.
Now there’s a mild silver lining.
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A gay goodbye is… a lil’ makeout.
I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻♂️
I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻♂️
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
A gay goodbye is… a lil’ makeout.
I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻♂️
I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻♂️
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 50, Californians! 🐻🗳️
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 50, Californians! 🐻🗳️