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Like watching paint dry... if the paint had a weird sense of humor
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Kirk was not a politician, he never ran for office, never worked for communities, sacrificed heroically nor did he create important policy or scholarly political theories. He was a millionaire soc med/pop cult propagandist for white christian supremacy. so why would he get hero treatment
September 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You made a typo? Relax. This is all a simulation and you're just one of the glitchy NPCs
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Her: You never loved me. You just wanted my reskeets!

Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.
August 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
She's a 10 but uses "devil's advocate" like a safe word
August 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If life gives you lemons, eat the sticker to assert dominance
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh sweetie, you're not behind in life. You're just early to the global collapse.
August 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The five stages of burnout, but it's just me saying "I'm fine" with increasing volume
August 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every time I drink water I imagine my organs cheering like characters in a Pixar movie
August 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Haven’t been this into a new show since season one of Ted Lasso. The cast, a mix of fresh faces and familiar ones, brings tons of heart and the feels. Another solid win for Apple TV+. About 5 hours long, definitely binge-worthy.

Stick - ★★★★½
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Some mysteries of the galaxy should stay hidden
#StarWars
August 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If intrusive thoughts crank up your anxiety because she shook you all night long, you might have a touch of OCDC
August 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
August 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
we used to be a country - a proper country. bring back pop-up headlights you cowards.
July 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
cool cat
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
if you can't handle me at my skibidi then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my labubu
July 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That quiet joy when a mutual unfollows you and you can finally return the favor and vanish from each other's lives like it never happened. No drama, no guilt, just peace.
July 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He's a 10 but he improperly rounds up his bluesky score from
BlueSkyScore for MehXD (mandulorian.bsky.social): 9.31
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July 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
hey girl are you a pint of bougie ice cream
July 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm only a nevernude when I'm working. The rest of the time I'm kindanude. For special occasions full-on alwaysnude.
July 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM