"As a father of two girls..." etc. Like being a good human requires a personal connection.

This is way better than I expected (given my grumpy initial reaction about them not being real, so can't be "female"). Really good stuff.

LLMs really should be male-coded, though, with their inclination to go with "trust me, bro" on facts

I thought it was one pardon for all offenders. It's just too ugly for me to want to look.

I do like that 12 hours later it still says "wasterwater"

The knotted hankie is only SPF7

Cloning Dawn Bellwether as a flock of Dollies in Baazil.

A stagecoach seatbelt is something I now want to see in period shows.

It is indeed lovely out. So I shall be hiding indoors, away from the baleful heat.

I hope, for the sake of all involved, that no-one saw it.

Darn my repetitive repetition

Like a cow pub, that's a low bar.

I was stunned when this joke showed up in a weird and terrible John Cena Jackie Chan movie.

In modern times, as Black Friday loses its history, Cyber Monday has become the reason for the season.

They must have a dusty report somewhere showing how this will impact health and education costs and impact, right?

Just invest more, especially in economic hard times. And if you have to increase taxes on people who can afford it with no impact on their lifestyle then ok.

The Holiday and The Wicker Man are the only two outcomes. Possibly both.

I suppose he can comfort himself that he looks funny at least.