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blakbonnet.bsky.social
this took me 1 billion procreate hours 🫠 made for jodi @jodalyn.bsky.social 's bday in 2022 ❤️ #ofmd
digital art of ed teach from ofmd drawn with procreate'd oil painting brushes
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u will get nails based on your cat 🌀🌀🌀
sam’s hand featuring fancy new nails including two tortoiseshell ones, a green one for kissy’s eyes, a grey one with a black star, and a white one with a kitty face (:3) on it blurry close up of kissy’s face and eye
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aloc.bsky.social
#inktober #inktoberpierce #gentlebeard #ofmdinktober2025
it supposed to be blackbeard rescuing stede pinned to the mast (pierced by izzy's sword) so i thought it would fit the prompt. but mb it looks like ed is killing stede, who knows..
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd
margaritaville.bsky.social
hes floating in a dr pepper
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every day i go to work and i miss my cat so much that i debate staying home the next day to hang out with her. 😭😭😭 i should be able to bring her with me and let her run around my office
disheveled calico cat named kissy who just woke up from the nap of her life kissy a calico cat curled up on my lap
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hesikia.bsky.social
ofmd where everything is the same except when ed gets angry he turns into a karen instead of the kraken
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my next semi long fic……… yall have to become okay with a lot of things really fast. or at least trust me enough to Try them. and also before any of that i have to finish it i am stuck on what is either the last or second to last chapter. it is going to be double the length of lyhap :)
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:)))))))) hehehehehehehehee e i love them so much 🙈🙈🙈
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oh and here’s the passage from which this piece was born
Ed wakes up in the kitchen. It doesn't occur to him that he should be in bed with Stede, doesn't occur to him that his ankles should be aching, so he goes back to what he's doing. He looks down at his hands and he's making tea sandwiches, a cucumber held down with one hand and a knife in the other, cutting into it to make thin slices. He hums to himself, a soft melody he can't remember the source of.
He can feel that he's hungry, but he's in no rush to eat.
He takes a loaf of bread and slices into that as well, cutting the slices into little squares, setting the crusts aside. He lays the cucumber slices on one side and spreads cream cheese on the other, placing the cream cheese side down on the cucumber. He smiles down at his work and turns to look at Stede, who is suddenly there and in motion. He comes up behind him and wraps his arms around Ed's waist. He says something to him but Ed doesn't hear it, all he can hear is a faint buzzing, all he feels is warm.
He leans back to mouth at Stede's neck, takes a moment to wonder how he got so lucky, and then bites down.
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archiveofourown.org/works/54961543
if you haven’t read it, i encourage you to give it a shot! mind the tags, of course, but it is not overly gory and does not contain any real life cannibalism ❤️
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like your heart's a pomegranate
04 Apr 2024
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by ingydar
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Cannibalistic Thoughts, Cannibalism Roleplay, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Slice of Life, Character Study, Dialogue Heavy, Hurt/Comfort, Injury Recovery, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Light Dom/sub, Aftercare,
make no mistake this is essentially a
comedy
Being in close quarters with Stede after everything - the heartbreak and the crying and the sobbing and the throwing up from sobbing and the falling asleep sobbing and the waking up sobbing... and then the reconciliation, all of it — is actually pretty fuckin' nice.
Everything feels perfect even when it isn't. The scarcity of food makes everything taste even better, the straw mattress is a nightmare but it feels like a dream when he's lying next to Stede. Manual labor feels exciting - he's fallen off the roof twice. Stede has fallen off more.
Ed caught him once, and the combined weight of them and the force of the fall sprained both of Ed's ankles.
Ed loves it, loves him.
Part 2 of intertwined, sewn together
Language: English Words: 20,232 Chapters: 1/1
Comments: 88 Kudos: 264 Bookmarks: 70
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3,605
margaritaville.bsky.social
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
margaritaville.bsky.social
hey that’s me
ofmdao3.bsky.social
this is maybe the least piss kink fic-y piss kink fic ever written
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hehehehehhahahahahahahahahahaha :)
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pissposure therapee! i have a fic for u for piss day of #ofmdkinktober25 yayyy piss day yayy hooray. i hope u like this one it’s. stupid. but is anything i write not. :) ❤️🚽💦

archiveofourown.org/works/72069741
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a trail of lamp-bright rind by 07 Oct 2025
ingydar
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Watersports, Kind Of, Incontinence, also sort of, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, this is maybe the least piss kink fic-y piss kink fic ever written, Domestic Fluff, piss exposure therapy, pissposure therapee, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet
Ed has a problem.
Stede would tell him it's a non-issue, that he doesn't mind, but, fuck, it's so fucking humiliating.
Ed's only 50. He's still a spring chicken. (And that's a Stede-originated thought, too.)
Language: English Words: 1,740 Chapters:
1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0
margaritaville.bsky.social
okay i retract this statement it’s done it’s posted stay tuned for a separate post
margaritaville.bsky.social
im trying so hard to finish my pee fic guys but i don’t know if i even like it AAAGHHH
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
I miss waking up with my body shaking with anticipation at 4am to watch the season 2 episodes. I hate waking up at the crack of dawn but I hope I get to do it again for season 3 one day 🥺💜

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart
Illustration of Ed and Merstede staring at each other underwater