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Mario is Izu

@mariodabean3.bsky.social

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It’s me. Mario. Or Izu M/25/Pan. VERY smol bun with a big heart and attitude. Sometimes a Shiba Inu. Or a Manokit. Obsessed with pro wrestling. ADHD #ItsAPhillyThing

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 19h

Frank Sinatra died the night of the Seinfeld finale. His ambulance made it to the hospital in record time because the streets were empty since everyone was inside watching TV

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 2d

Phillies get swept at home. Harper and Schwarber are ghosts on the plate. Stott bunting with no outs and Castellanos on second is legitimately the worst call in professional sports history. I am not kidding. Season will be over Wednesday

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 2d

The ending was all elite!

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 5d

The difference is that Americans are okay with this

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 5d

Saying YOLO in big 2025

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 6d

I can’t even lie I’ve been lonely as fuck

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 7d

Go white boy go

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 8d

SiriusXM Turbo did an excellent prank having a listener quote saying the music on this station “puts [them] in a good mood”, and then follow it up with one of Staind’s dreariest songs

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 8d

It’s Wednesday. Phil’s mowing his lawn today

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 11d

I made some all the way back in 2022

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IM CASEY @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 11d

Get fried bitch

Fried green maters with homemade dipping sauce!

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 12d

Woah momma they put me on a whiskey bottle

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 12d

a man talking into a microphone that says raw

ALT: a man talking into a microphone that says raw

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 12d

Time for fried green tomatoes

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 13d

I have to work all weekend in DELAWARE

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 13d

Peter Griffin Perhaps GIF

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 13d

Hey shitbirds we got Slayer playing in the front yard and Phil’s gotta be at work at 4am

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 14d

With You - Valerie June
What Am I Here For - Jade Bird
Mountain Banjo - Rhiannon Giddens
Just One Of The Guys - Jenny Lewis
Hurtin’ On The Bottle - Margo Price
Heavy Crown - Trixie Mattel

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d

Yesterday we move all these big ass couches into the storage room

“Hey actually we want the couches out in the lobby again”

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d

*sets up two room configurations for 104 seating each*

2 hours later: “hey can you remove 44 chairs each and reset these whole rooms so it can be on an angle?”

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 15d

BOOM BOOM

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Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 16d

Go to the Holiday Inn and take a dip in their pool

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 19d

Don’t worry, if you did that to me I’d 100% give a smile and thumbs up!

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 19d

Unlike a certain corgi on my timeline, this Shiba Inu is able to pronounce “sophistication” and knows how to read when the book is about submarine warfare

Happy #FursuitFriday to all the doggies

Izu reading Wrath Of Poseidon by Clive Cussler

Mario is Izu @mariodabean3.bsky.social · 19d

Is this his first bump in over a decade???