Mark Bergeron
@markbergeron.bsky.social
I brought beards back and people don’t give me credit for it, but I guess it’s on to mustaches now so I’m irrelevant
Impersonate JJ Redick impersonating Joe Mazulla in your post game interviews
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Impersonate JJ Redick impersonating Joe Mazulla in your post game interviews
“Inaugural” as if they will ever give this to anyone again because nobody else is even close to this level of a piss baby
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Inaugural” as if they will ever give this to anyone again because nobody else is even close to this level of a piss baby
It’s ok to make fun of this you know
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s ok to make fun of this you know
So proud of my big soft goo boy
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So proud of my big soft goo boy
Why would the Bucks ever do this?
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why would the Bucks ever do this?
Just checked his replies and only like 5 people dunked on him, so yet another negative about LinkedIn, not enough necessary policing
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just checked his replies and only like 5 people dunked on him, so yet another negative about LinkedIn, not enough necessary policing
The navy hat, powder blue shirt, gray pants is a mess. Powder blue is the hardest thing to fuck up and they somehow did it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The navy hat, powder blue shirt, gray pants is a mess. Powder blue is the hardest thing to fuck up and they somehow did it.
4 team trade idea
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
4 team trade idea
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Celtics get: T. Mann, Klintman, Zubac
Pistons get: Hauser, CP3
Nets get: Simons, ‘31 DAL 2nd
Clippers get: Tillman, Lanier, ‘26 and ‘31 BOS 1sts, ‘27 LAC 2nd, ‘27 MIL 2nd
Please please share the average Laker trade idea for Giannis
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Please please share the average Laker trade idea for Giannis
I don’t see the column for Asshole Above Replacement Player (AARP). Should keep Lauri in the lead I’d guess?
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I don’t see the column for Asshole Above Replacement Player (AARP). Should keep Lauri in the lead I’d guess?
Da Rockwilder of 2025
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Da Rockwilder of 2025
That’s more or less who I am these days
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That’s more or less who I am these days
Clippers start the rebuild. Not sure if the pick package is quite enough but they also take back almost no salary which is something few other teams can really offer (could also remove Tillman). They also get a 1st this year to replace theirs, even if it won’t be a good 1st.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Clippers start the rebuild. Not sure if the pick package is quite enough but they also take back almost no salary which is something few other teams can really offer (could also remove Tillman). They also get a 1st this year to replace theirs, even if it won’t be a good 1st.
Nets get even more cap space next year and another 2nd. Probably someone throw cash their way too.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nets get even more cap space next year and another 2nd. Probably someone throw cash their way too.
Pistons get a shooter they still need off the bench to replace Hardaway while only giving up 2nds. CP has been said to be a great mentor for young guys so would be huge for Cade, Duren, Ivey, etc. Keep powder dry for a big trade later.
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pistons get a shooter they still need off the bench to replace Hardaway while only giving up 2nds. CP has been said to be a great mentor for young guys so would be huge for Cade, Duren, Ivey, etc. Keep powder dry for a big trade later.
Celtics get their long term star center at reasonable contract. Mann is solid off bench. Get under 1st apron. Can afford to lose Hauser with emergence of 4 young wings, maybe Klintman is next project? Unprotected 1sts hard to move, but if Tatum can come back this becomes a scary East contender
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Celtics get their long term star center at reasonable contract. Mann is solid off bench. Get under 1st apron. Can afford to lose Hauser with emergence of 4 young wings, maybe Klintman is next project? Unprotected 1sts hard to move, but if Tatum can come back this becomes a scary East contender
Maybe it’s Stockholm syndrome for me
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Maybe it’s Stockholm syndrome for me
Zubac would look really handsome in green
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Zubac would look really handsome in green
The songs are good, it’s ok to admit it
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The songs are good, it’s ok to admit it
Celtics fans started laughing at him after Hugo stripped him cleanly once and he complained for the tenth play in a row
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Celtics fans started laughing at him after Hugo stripped him cleanly once and he complained for the tenth play in a row