#OhMG
@markgleaves.bsky.social
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Ubi crustulam ibi gaudium est.
Ubi crustulam ibi gaudium est.
This morning I stumbled into a garden centre packed to the rafters with post-Christmas landfill. It's barely mid-November FFS.
Nobody, but nobody needs one of these.
Keep your 5 year-olds close, or risk kidnapping by Santa's elves, to be refabricated & programmed for some deviant's festive lair.
Nobody, but nobody needs one of these.
Keep your 5 year-olds close, or risk kidnapping by Santa's elves, to be refabricated & programmed for some deviant's festive lair.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This morning I stumbled into a garden centre packed to the rafters with post-Christmas landfill. It's barely mid-November FFS.
Nobody, but nobody needs one of these.
Keep your 5 year-olds close, or risk kidnapping by Santa's elves, to be refabricated & programmed for some deviant's festive lair.
Nobody, but nobody needs one of these.
Keep your 5 year-olds close, or risk kidnapping by Santa's elves, to be refabricated & programmed for some deviant's festive lair.