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John is the most annoying Beatle by a wide margin, but I'm sorry to report that a big part of what makes him so annoying is that he is cool. Like it's infuriating how he could pull off a fur coat, mutton chops, and tiny circle glasses.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Gotta grade on a curve here, like how you get to heckle pro athletes even though they would smoke you.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Beatles are split evenly (Paul and Ringo are dorks)
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Eminem as a Biden dead ender felt right somehow.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Marshall Mathers voted Obama > Hillary > Biden > Biden but Slim Shady voted Obama > Trump > Biden > Trump
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My kid (8) liked it but I toss random Marvel's Greatest Comics reprints at him as often as I can. I think the Marvel cultural domiance is just kinda done in general and specifically with kids because it's aiming for 40 year olds now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Brb writing a spec script for a James Bond / KPop Demon Hunters crossover film
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Bond dying isn't the problem, it's that they can't back another truckload of money up to Craig's house anymore. I think they're fully terrified of casting anyone else.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Based on Garfield Minus Garfield I bet if you cut Davis in he'd approve and have someone ghostwrite the forward.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
For your consideration
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I appreciate why the "other scenes" list is what it is, but it'd be so cool if they slipped in Dorothy opening the door to Oz or the diner scene from Heat just to see who's paying attention.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You don't spend enough time looking at Sam Elliott
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Drug out for so long that it should be 1992 in the timeline of the show, to hell with the kid give me de-aged Bill and Hillary!
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Got my eye on that one, a Retroid Mini, and a MiSTer. If I get all three then I'll be a happy and normal person until there's a consensus around all these new DS handhelds.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The real answer is Star Trek (2009), as it was both a good movie and successful at bringing the Trek franchise back around after being dormant.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My town's dollar theater is an evangelical church now which is a real bummer but I like to think about how many exorcisms they had to perform when they converted it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Crazy to not include a Borg or at least Q. Lego should never have abandonded the "battle in a box" format.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is my only real issue with JL/JLU, he's written as a stick in the mud when he was a charmer on S:TAS
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Sometimes when a deadline is looming you've got to decide between the dog and making those gazoingas shine like chrome.
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM