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She/her. Broadway obsessive. Book reader. Ally always in progress 🧜♀️ mermaid.(The kind w fangs) dm'ing me will get an honest PG convo w no hints about any of my passwords.
The murderous rage on Thanksgiving only rises the more passive aggressive my mom gets.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The murderous rage on Thanksgiving only rises the more passive aggressive my mom gets.
I just wanna know how she got all those rings on over her gloves and why
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just wanna know how she got all those rings on over her gloves and why
The year without a Santa Claus has everything! Heat miser, an Elvis song, a dog in reindeer drag, and a Santa on ozempic. It's so amazing.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The year without a Santa Claus has everything! Heat miser, an Elvis song, a dog in reindeer drag, and a Santa on ozempic. It's so amazing.
Im just concerned about wasting good morphine. Can she keep it in the bottle and make this "as she gives him natural saline?"
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Im just concerned about wasting good morphine. Can she keep it in the bottle and make this "as she gives him natural saline?"
Also if you're on tik tok you have the benefit of thinking the chair company is actually sending warnings and or commercials directly to you personally which is a mind f##
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Also if you're on tik tok you have the benefit of thinking the chair company is actually sending warnings and or commercials directly to you personally which is a mind f##
Don't tell me how to live my life
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don't tell me how to live my life
That's a totoro. You can't fool me
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That's a totoro. You can't fool me
Go Hawks
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Go Hawks
I can smell it. I can feel the spine break. I can see the definition for antidisestablismentarianism.
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can smell it. I can feel the spine break. I can see the definition for antidisestablismentarianism.
When the guy responsible for The Rainbow Connection is part of your show you know you've made it.
September 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When the guy responsible for The Rainbow Connection is part of your show you know you've made it.
It looks like a giant cat?
September 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It looks like a giant cat?
Accurate
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Accurate
Dr. Waffles rocks
August 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dr. Waffles rocks
Counter point. Movin' out was terrible. Whoever choreographed it had no imagination. If the word sang was driving the dancers mimed a steering wheel. If the lyric was wave good bye they all waved. It was embarrassing.
August 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Counter point. Movin' out was terrible. Whoever choreographed it had no imagination. If the word sang was driving the dancers mimed a steering wheel. If the lyric was wave good bye they all waved. It was embarrassing.