fun martin fact: any chocolate left within a 50 ft range of me will without fail no longer be there the next morning. unless there is nuts in it because that is a crime

not mad btw just kind of funny 😭

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feels so weird calling jon my f/o sometimes. bc like Yeah she's a fictional character to most people but bc i have a spiritual connection to her source & having shared a past life w him. its just like. that's not my Fictional Other™️ that is just straight up my real life wife

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i am a timgerry/gerrysasha truther

i know you guys don't mind i am just so scared

like that post about piracy and people realizing its an option when they saw anti piracy ads

if it isn't like chewing on a rubber boot i do not want it

the only correct answer!!

i'm glad to hear you're feeling better!!

yes, temporarily

i would choose a headache because i am at least functional with a headache. if i have a tummyache my ass is not leaving that bed