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Martti Nelson, Lady Author
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Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com
All of your sermons suck, don’t they?
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The fact that you think a thesaurus or an editor is the same thing as using a plagiarism machine means that you know literally nothing about writing. So how about you let other people speak, and you listen and learn? Hahahaha, amirite
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I see my fellow authors saying things like “well I use AI to flush out my characters, or to help me with my plot.”

UM characters and plot are some of the major shit that authors do! Why not just hire a ghost writer and be done with it? Oh wait, plagiarizing me & other authors is free!
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hell is too god for these soulless psychopaths.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Women in America are so far out of fucks now, the fuck bucket has relabeled itself “eat shit, bitch.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So you’re arguing with yourself because that’s not the point here. But sure, screech about the last guy. Nothing bad happening here now.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just showed this to Otis. He agreed. We think he’s a Maine coon anyway, or a hybrid, or possibly the runt.
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The last time my parents visited us in Los Angeles, my father could not believe that we were happy in California. He could not believe how beautiful it was— even though he had been there before. He was shocked that we weren’t mugged eight times.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Anyone with a brain recognizes that is utterly ridiculous. On every fucking level. Only the stupid and the bigoted, who are pretty much one and the same, will believe any of this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gee, I wonder if the bots will tell everyone to vote Democrat?
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM