I do feel like i would be a liability with a sword that powerful but a dragon who only answers to me sounds pretty good.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

I have lovely books though and I am on social media less these days so get bent Zuckerberg, I don’t care about your third rate platform.

10/10 loaf watches with concern as giant windblown rose bush scratches at the window.

How much packaging do you think is needed for two small soap bottles (empty) and two small handwash tablets? Would you say it would be this much?!

The films that radicalised me: Muriel’s Wedding (1994)

A world where every woman aspired to marriage no matter the reality of their married lives. Marriage was the pinnacle and a curse. Marriage was a lie that girls were told would give their lives meaning.

Yes it is and I don’t like it. Itunes trolling me.