Matatoes Lasagna
@matatoeslasagna.bsky.social
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
Regardless of outcome, Democrats need to stay on message.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Regardless of outcome, Democrats need to stay on message.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A bunch of puppies pissing themselves in excitement when they see their own reflection in the mirror
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A bunch of puppies pissing themselves in excitement when they see their own reflection in the mirror
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
Reposted by Matatoes Lasagna
He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
Taking off my top hat and monocle and putting it into the plastic bin as the TSA agent gently caresses my nutsack, respectfully
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Taking off my top hat and monocle and putting it into the plastic bin as the TSA agent gently caresses my nutsack, respectfully
Setting aside her thoughts on the dersh, "redrawing the lines of acceptable debate" is a blatant admission of attempting to redraw the overton window. She's stating openly her desire to operate cbs news as a vehicle for state propaganda
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Setting aside her thoughts on the dersh, "redrawing the lines of acceptable debate" is a blatant admission of attempting to redraw the overton window. She's stating openly her desire to operate cbs news as a vehicle for state propaganda
"The Laugh Factory" but it's a literal factory dedicated to laughing at his tortured jokes
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"The Laugh Factory" but it's a literal factory dedicated to laughing at his tortured jokes
Sam Altman telling one of his investors to sell his shares was the Jeffrey Skilling calling one of his investors "asshole" on a conference call moment
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sam Altman telling one of his investors to sell his shares was the Jeffrey Skilling calling one of his investors "asshole" on a conference call moment
Being the richest man to ever live and using all that capital to train an AI bot to come up with "The Jerk Store" bits
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Being the richest man to ever live and using all that capital to train an AI bot to come up with "The Jerk Store" bits
All the little piggies. One little basket
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
All the little piggies. One little basket
I didn't mean to get blood on your floor
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I didn't mean to get blood on your floor
Rename Claude to Bartleby
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Rename Claude to Bartleby
Are you saying she has a collection of skin luggage?
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Are you saying she has a collection of skin luggage?
Couldn't quite make it to January 6, eh?
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Couldn't quite make it to January 6, eh?
I'm sorry.... Glen Rice did what now?
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm sorry.... Glen Rice did what now?
There's nothing special or big brained about Trump. He has zero firm beliefs and even fewer ideological commitments. He's a carnival barker looking to stuff his wallet as quickly and with little friction as possible.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
There's nothing special or big brained about Trump. He has zero firm beliefs and even fewer ideological commitments. He's a carnival barker looking to stuff his wallet as quickly and with little friction as possible.
Trump is such a credulous rube, a charming person could probably convince him in 5 minutes that we need a dictatorship of the proletariat to smash the state. But he's so incredibly lazy and apprentice brained that he surrounds himself with fascist freaks who want to do ethic cleansing instead
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump is such a credulous rube, a charming person could probably convince him in 5 minutes that we need a dictatorship of the proletariat to smash the state. But he's so incredibly lazy and apprentice brained that he surrounds himself with fascist freaks who want to do ethic cleansing instead
Is there a tall church bell tower in Pennsylvania he can be dispatched to serve out the rest of his days?
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is there a tall church bell tower in Pennsylvania he can be dispatched to serve out the rest of his days?
Olivia, that sentence needs a verb!
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Olivia, that sentence needs a verb!
CFB dynasty mode is where it's at. Gotta win it on the sticks
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
CFB dynasty mode is where it's at. Gotta win it on the sticks
They set him up for failure
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
They set him up for failure
He definitely pulled up a chair and sat on it backwards before kicking that knowledge, which is also how he referred to that lesson
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He definitely pulled up a chair and sat on it backwards before kicking that knowledge, which is also how he referred to that lesson