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When I see someone win on a game show that I'd never enter
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
When I see someone win on a game show that I'd never enter
The other week I went to a wedding where one side was Templestowe wogs and the other side was Mill Park wogs and the contrasts in behaviour, speech and dress were incredible, better than any nature documentary I've ever seen
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The other week I went to a wedding where one side was Templestowe wogs and the other side was Mill Park wogs and the contrasts in behaviour, speech and dress were incredible, better than any nature documentary I've ever seen
Just logging back on to say that my kids are turning 9 and 11 next year and I can't wait to tell people that it's hit me like the Worl...sorry one moment my social media advisor is calling
September 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just logging back on to say that my kids are turning 9 and 11 next year and I can't wait to tell people that it's hit me like the Worl...sorry one moment my social media advisor is calling
I swear cars with dashcams deliberately drive like shit because they're looking for drama
May 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I swear cars with dashcams deliberately drive like shit because they're looking for drama
It's a "use your work building pass on the Myki reader" kinda morning
May 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's a "use your work building pass on the Myki reader" kinda morning
Had the pleasure of meeting Pope Francis at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
April 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Had the pleasure of meeting Pope Francis at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
Two children, raised by the same parents, one will come and leave an Easter egg next to us and give us a hug, the other has told us she's doing a full stocktake of her eggs and if any are missing there will be trouble
April 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Two children, raised by the same parents, one will come and leave an Easter egg next to us and give us a hug, the other has told us she's doing a full stocktake of her eggs and if any are missing there will be trouble
I have agoraphobia in the literal sense (scared of markets)
April 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I have agoraphobia in the literal sense (scared of markets)
Can't even use my favourite Easter meme this year :(
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Can't even use my favourite Easter meme this year :(
The mainstream media won't tell you that the Houthis shot down Katy Perry's rocket
April 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The mainstream media won't tell you that the Houthis shot down Katy Perry's rocket
Pripyat would be less terrifying and more lively than the District Docklands
April 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pripyat would be less terrifying and more lively than the District Docklands
How can anyone hate daylight savings? It's already dark outside from 7:30 and the clocks haven't even changed. This is HELL!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
How can anyone hate daylight savings? It's already dark outside from 7:30 and the clocks haven't even changed. This is HELL!!!!!
Had the pleasure of meeting Val Kilmer at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
April 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Had the pleasure of meeting Val Kilmer at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
Saw a guy wearing a "I am a LIBERTARIAN" t-shirt get into a Tesla with his two pomeranians which sort of makes the t-shirt redundant
March 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Saw a guy wearing a "I am a LIBERTARIAN" t-shirt get into a Tesla with his two pomeranians which sort of makes the t-shirt redundant
Had the pleasure of meeting my Twitter account at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Had the pleasure of meeting my Twitter account at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
"why are so many cunts at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday??"
- a cunt (me) at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday
- a cunt (me) at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"why are so many cunts at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday??"
- a cunt (me) at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday
- a cunt (me) at the gym at 12:00pm on a Monday
Need to replace my aircon unit, might have to sell quad pics after all, or start a far right (racist) podcast, both of which seem lucrative in the short term. Sorry guys
Going to be more behaved on here. No Balkan racism, less swearing, no slutty quad shots. This is a new me and I'm looking forward to embracing it. A timeline that would make my HR department proud
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Need to replace my aircon unit, might have to sell quad pics after all, or start a far right (racist) podcast, both of which seem lucrative in the short term. Sorry guys
Going to be more behaved on here. No Balkan racism, less swearing, no slutty quad shots. This is a new me and I'm looking forward to embracing it. A timeline that would make my HR department proud
November 15, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Going to be more behaved on here. No Balkan racism, less swearing, no slutty quad shots. This is a new me and I'm looking forward to embracing it. A timeline that would make my HR department proud
Are you all as perverted over here as you are on Twitter?
November 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Are you all as perverted over here as you are on Twitter?
"get involved with your kids sports clubs" i'm about to 9/11 their soccer clubrooms over a grant application they asked me to help with so no don't do it
July 4, 2023 at 11:41 PM
"get involved with your kids sports clubs" i'm about to 9/11 their soccer clubrooms over a grant application they asked me to help with so no don't do it
24 hours later and not a single mental breakdown on my timeline, this place really is different
July 4, 2023 at 6:36 AM
24 hours later and not a single mental breakdown on my timeline, this place really is different
can i use slurs here? not that i ever would i'm just curious that's all
July 3, 2023 at 7:37 AM
can i use slurs here? not that i ever would i'm just curious that's all
i had a chance to be free. i'm going to regret this
July 3, 2023 at 5:23 AM
i had a chance to be free. i'm going to regret this