Matt Barger
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Matt Barger
@mattbarger.bsky.social
Data scientist. Anti-fascist. Soccer fan. Disappointed Keynesian.

Sometimes writer for American Soccer Analysis
How did no one know how to build around this guy? They had like a decade of PL footage on what works/doesn’t work.
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
xPride
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
important re-sign here.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Imagining the temporary power trip tinpot dictatorships like Turkmenistan would have and yes absolutely worth it. Maybe.
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Should’ve been Georgia
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is like the Cold War but dumber.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yooooooo lol
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They’re blowing up the team. Not sure how you blow up something this bad but they’re trying.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
As far as sax solos go, I’m pretty sure he got the sheet music 2 minutes before coming on. I swear he was going around for a second verse at the end.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
10/10 Canada trolling
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Also, wouldn’t expect a full-hearted Star Spangled Banner from San Diego of all places rn.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m very sure if they could get away with it, they’d get a 10-year-old with recorder to play O Canada with squeaks a la Shoresy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
O Canada had me wondering if he was coming around for a second verse.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM