mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
buy me bonestorm or go to hell. he/him
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mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
· Nov 21
looking to find more followers! I don’t like anything or do anything and I spend all my time suspended in a tank of translucent goo
*sick in bed* girlfriennnnnnd I need you to invent the bong straw
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*sick in bed* girlfriennnnnnd I need you to invent the bong straw
it’s 2035. fertility rates have cratered. not for any sort of medical reason it’s just that nobody can fuck cuz we all had to move back in with our parents
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
it’s 2035. fertility rates have cratered. not for any sort of medical reason it’s just that nobody can fuck cuz we all had to move back in with our parents
stuck downtown after a long day at work because the goddamn santa claus parade, ensuring I am blackpilled on Christmas for the fifth or sixth year in a row. my feet hurt and I have a party to get to and I honestly don’t know if I hate Jesus or Santa more rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
stuck downtown after a long day at work because the goddamn santa claus parade, ensuring I am blackpilled on Christmas for the fifth or sixth year in a row. my feet hurt and I have a party to get to and I honestly don’t know if I hate Jesus or Santa more rn
doing some repairs on my geodesic dome, gotta make a trip down to Dome Hardware
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
doing some repairs on my geodesic dome, gotta make a trip down to Dome Hardware
every time I watch Clerks I get closer and closer to buying a Soviet hockey jersey
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
every time I watch Clerks I get closer and closer to buying a Soviet hockey jersey
bought a new shelf from IKEA and apparently the instructions are only accessible in fucking Fortnite???
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bought a new shelf from IKEA and apparently the instructions are only accessible in fucking Fortnite???
the doctor said I have very cozy veins :)
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the doctor said I have very cozy veins :)
what if bill engval was vietnamese call him bill ngval thank you very much
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what if bill engval was vietnamese call him bill ngval thank you very much
bojack horseman: you will believe a dog can have cum gutters
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
bojack horseman: you will believe a dog can have cum gutters
Pass me that can of Uncle Grenade’s Country Style Shrapnel will you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Pass me that can of Uncle Grenade’s Country Style Shrapnel will you
I refuse to know the details of why ostriches are being culled. All I need to know is that chuds are mad so kill all those fuckers I say, there’s probably a good reason
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I refuse to know the details of why ostriches are being culled. All I need to know is that chuds are mad so kill all those fuckers I say, there’s probably a good reason
Grimes has a new track that opens with a robot voice saying “this is what it’s like to be hunted by something smarter than you” so I assume it’s a song about being chased by a seagull
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Grimes has a new track that opens with a robot voice saying “this is what it’s like to be hunted by something smarter than you” so I assume it’s a song about being chased by a seagull
reached the end of my work day for a fun filled evening of grocery shopping, cooking dinner and cleaning dishes
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
reached the end of my work day for a fun filled evening of grocery shopping, cooking dinner and cleaning dishes
if everybody was a male fetus that pays taxes and stayed that way forever maybe this country would have a chance
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
if everybody was a male fetus that pays taxes and stayed that way forever maybe this country would have a chance
incels, fear not! for one day you shall die and be reincarnated into a beautiful blue heron that gets hit by an 18 wheeler on the highway
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
incels, fear not! for one day you shall die and be reincarnated into a beautiful blue heron that gets hit by an 18 wheeler on the highway
my iron maiden shirt is nearly old enough to drive
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my iron maiden shirt is nearly old enough to drive
nobody should be in alaska and it’s fucked up anybody is allowed in there
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
nobody should be in alaska and it’s fucked up anybody is allowed in there
dont 4get 2 set yr cocks back ths wknd
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
dont 4get 2 set yr cocks back ths wknd
which is funnier, shania law or sharia twain?
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
which is funnier, shania law or sharia twain?
lady just walked by my store blasting Hey Ya by Outkast and had a half full mickey of Fireball dangling out of her mouth, it is 3:30 on a Tuesday and only one of us is living
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
lady just walked by my store blasting Hey Ya by Outkast and had a half full mickey of Fireball dangling out of her mouth, it is 3:30 on a Tuesday and only one of us is living
bro get your balls out of my damn court
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
bro get your balls out of my damn court
girlfriend finished her entire meal, dessert included, then ordered a goddamn shrimp skewer and ate them tails and all. love is a battlefield
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
girlfriend finished her entire meal, dessert included, then ordered a goddamn shrimp skewer and ate them tails and all. love is a battlefield
will you die if you eat too much soup or can you just eat soup indefinitely
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
will you die if you eat too much soup or can you just eat soup indefinitely
all told there were 23 victims plus one guy named Victor Timm
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
all told there were 23 victims plus one guy named Victor Timm
she asked me for a dink pic
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
she asked me for a dink pic