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matt be
@mattbe.bsky.social
· Jan 23
100 should-have-stayed-in-drafts quality posts neatly collected in one thread 🧵⬇️
Serious question. Have you literally ever considered what your *great-grandchildren* will think about you and your life? Your children sure, your grandchildren probably.
But your great-grandchildren?
But your great-grandchildren?
September 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Serious question. Have you literally ever considered what your *great-grandchildren* will think about you and your life? Your children sure, your grandchildren probably.
But your great-grandchildren?
But your great-grandchildren?
I see the super rich have a new fetish
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I see the super rich have a new fetish
Or a sitcommunism maybe
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Or a sitcommunism maybe
just had a cracking idea for a buddy movie 🎬
September 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
just had a cracking idea for a buddy movie 🎬
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Grimsby Town now hold the right to have Blundell Park referred to as The Theatre of Breams from now on.
August 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Grimsby Town now hold the right to have Blundell Park referred to as The Theatre of Breams from now on.
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I mean it should be no surprise Grimsby are good at finding the net
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I mean it should be no surprise Grimsby are good at finding the net
Aww wonderful. #TheyFoundAWay (Scoring more goals than the other team.)
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Aww wonderful. #TheyFoundAWay (Scoring more goals than the other team.)
Half nine on a Saturday night. We used to be a proper country.
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Half nine on a Saturday night. We used to be a proper country.
In France “Pierre has entered the chat” is a matter for their version of the RSPCA
August 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In France “Pierre has entered the chat” is a matter for their version of the RSPCA
I have a long history of sporting humiliations behind me but having to allow another family to play through us at crazy golf is a new low
August 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have a long history of sporting humiliations behind me but having to allow another family to play through us at crazy golf is a new low
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Stop what you are doing right now and play Just Be Simple, possibly one of the best songs ever
Forgive me, I can’t remember who, but someone recommended this recently and one of the replies called it possibly the best album ever. I’d never heard of it (or Songs: Ohia at all, somehow) but holy sweet Jesus they were right. Doing my civic duty by passing the recommendation on.
August 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Stop what you are doing right now and play Just Be Simple, possibly one of the best songs ever
Forgive me, I can’t remember who, but someone recommended this recently and one of the replies called it possibly the best album ever. I’d never heard of it (or Songs: Ohia at all, somehow) but holy sweet Jesus they were right. Doing my civic duty by passing the recommendation on.
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Forgive me, I can’t remember who, but someone recommended this recently and one of the replies called it possibly the best album ever. I’d never heard of it (or Songs: Ohia at all, somehow) but holy sweet Jesus they were right. Doing my civic duty by passing the recommendation on.
I think this is my favourite throwaway gag ever, blink and you’ll miss it magic.
August 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think this is my favourite throwaway gag ever, blink and you’ll miss it magic.
some people might think Sky Sports leading with Jake Paul’s next opponent being maybe Anthony Joshua but also maybe Joey Essex could mean boxing is becoming an absolute clown show but no not me let’s go for it sounds great
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
some people might think Sky Sports leading with Jake Paul’s next opponent being maybe Anthony Joshua but also maybe Joey Essex could mean boxing is becoming an absolute clown show but no not me let’s go for it sounds great
somebody told me dogs have no sense of time so does that mean my dog thinks I’ve been gone for months when I’ve popped to the shops or that he won’t notice while I’m away on holiday and please just say the latter to make me feel better
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
somebody told me dogs have no sense of time so does that mean my dog thinks I’ve been gone for months when I’ve popped to the shops or that he won’t notice while I’m away on holiday and please just say the latter to make me feel better
Just used a bot to make some holiday dinner reservations and somehow they’ve booked them all for October not August. Got to admire the sassiness here though.
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just used a bot to make some holiday dinner reservations and somehow they’ve booked them all for October not August. Got to admire the sassiness here though.
The most underrated thing about holidays is that laundry gets exciting. Ooh I’ll wear that for dinner on the Tuesday night, can’t wait to wash and iron it.
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The most underrated thing about holidays is that laundry gets exciting. Ooh I’ll wear that for dinner on the Tuesday night, can’t wait to wash and iron it.
A fun game you can play in the school holidays is working out exactly which international time zone your children have inexplicably moved into.
July 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
A fun game you can play in the school holidays is working out exactly which international time zone your children have inexplicably moved into.
Wait… did they … find a way???
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wait… did they … find a way???
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Series 3 of the 2-5-1 podcast begins on August 1st, please subscribe via your favourite pod provider links to all are in our bio or via @cyberdonkey bio
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Series 3 of the 2-5-1 podcast begins on August 1st, please subscribe via your favourite pod provider links to all are in our bio or via @cyberdonkey bio
It’s no longer acceptable to simply say “well we scored more points than the other team, which is of course the sole objective.” You need the mystery and intrigue of “finding a way.”
July 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s no longer acceptable to simply say “well we scored more points than the other team, which is of course the sole objective.” You need the mystery and intrigue of “finding a way.”
me looking in the mirror and realising how old I am
July 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
me looking in the mirror and realising how old I am
Imagine seeing a few rainbows and thinking that’s it I’m joining the Russian military.
Imagine telling your kids. “The good news is no more of that silly gay nonsense. The bad news… well you might want to sit down for the bad news.”
Imagine telling your kids. “The good news is no more of that silly gay nonsense. The bad news… well you might want to sit down for the bad news.”
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Imagine seeing a few rainbows and thinking that’s it I’m joining the Russian military.
Imagine telling your kids. “The good news is no more of that silly gay nonsense. The bad news… well you might want to sit down for the bad news.”
Imagine telling your kids. “The good news is no more of that silly gay nonsense. The bad news… well you might want to sit down for the bad news.”
The main difference between the two Live Aid concerts is that the Wembley crew was all white men called Geoff whereas the Philadelphia crew was all white men called Jeff.
July 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The main difference between the two Live Aid concerts is that the Wembley crew was all white men called Geoff whereas the Philadelphia crew was all white men called Jeff.
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People wonder why the BBC only showed Live Aid on BBC2, but what nobody remembers now is that there was an all-day concert on BBC1 raising money to make the famine much worse, for balance.
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People wonder why the BBC only showed Live Aid on BBC2, but what nobody remembers now is that there was an all-day concert on BBC1 raising money to make the famine much worse, for balance.