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I’m probably on a mountain somewhere. #GoDucks
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The actual state of the Union.
wow this is still going on?
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Here are 4500 words on the AWESOME POWER OF MICROSOFT EXCEL (gift link!) www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Microsoft Is the House That Excel Built
The ubiquitous spreadsheet software is expensive, derivative and depressing. It’s also the software the world can’t quit, even in the era of AI tools.
www.bloomberg.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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LeBron’s just-ended streak of regular season games with at least 10 points was a bit more than two weeks younger than Cooper Flagg

#NBAsky
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Cool, it's Monday in December and we have to worry about whether the 79 year old President after his "preventative MRI" is just posting a bunch of AI slop for trolling purposes or actual reasons.

Am I too online or is this just not normal?
Trump’s Truth Social account is still posting like crazy and I don’t know if it would be better or worse if he approved everything that’s being published.

If he did approve it all, he had time for nothing else today. If he didn’t, there are so many ways for this flurry of content to be exploited.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
8-5 Duke having to go to Eugene for a playoff game instead of making Mario Crisotbal and Miami make that trip will be absolutely perfect.

This is the dumbest sport.
as a Chaos Enthusiast I would like to point out that we are now one result away from 7-5 Duke making the ACC championship game (Cal > SMU)
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
For the second year in a row, the huskies have lost to the Ducks to keep them out of a bowl game. Congrats husky fans.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So with Beyonce killing it during the Black Friday Game last year and Jack White Turkey game this year, are the Thanksgiving halftime shows becoming better than the Super Bowl?
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is trolling at its highest form. #GoDucks
History meets innovation.

Game 12 uniform combo for the Ducks. @oregonduckfootball.bsky.social #GoDucks
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Portland: We're going to haunt you with improv theater.

Carolina: We're going to hunt you as theater.
It’s not gonna go the way they think it will
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It’s not gonna go the way they think it will
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The arsonist is the firefighter part 6,538
today in dudes posting their L's
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The rare mating ritual of UPS trucks caught in the wild.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Where did all these face eating leopards come from?
Trump literally putting Marge’s life in danger because she wants to see the Epstein files
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Or...

THE ACCUSATION IS ALWAYS THE CONFESSION!

Good god, when will we learn the firefighters are the arsonists.
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The pedophiles in charge of religion have an opinion on the immigration policy of the pedophile in charge of the government.

This timeline sucks.
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Let me write headlines: "The arsonist is about to become the firefighter and put out a bunch of fires he started."

/please clap
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bluesky: look at how incriminating and ridiculously written these emails are!?!!??!

Reality:
they are desperately fighting to prevent the release of other stuff
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We have an administration of shitposters. They’re not smart, original, or principled. They’re a comment section come to life that add nothing of value. Basic logic and facts are irrelevant to these pea -brained trolls.
Whoa! Immigrants come here with nothing and the next thing you know they’re buying houses that established citizens cannot afford? Those enterprising newcomers sound like just the sort of folks we need. Never mind that JD’s premise is as BS as his 30M number.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fucking snowflakes.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Only thing I'm convinced of seeing all these disgusting emails all day is, the thing that has probably changed is now their using Signal.

They're still all disgusting.
I think these guys sent too many emails
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Obviously, they'll need the insurance policies cause we don't have a single payer system, and there will need to be rules on those policies, but they'll need a marketplace too, and if we're giving them money to buy these policies we'll need to create a stipend or payment system.

This is Obamacare
The people can buy their own……. policy? From who, Don?
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM