Matt Drapper
@mattdrapps.bsky.social
Muppets, Queer History, Cults and Star Trek
Most of the HP lot are decent and don't support JK. I don't know about him specifically
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Most of the HP lot are decent and don't support JK. I don't know about him specifically
82. Oh! That frog did get his tounge off the post
83. Salvation Army can jog on
84. Is Whoopi the Muppets best human friend?
85. Everyone Matters reprise 😭😭😭
83. Salvation Army can jog on
84. Is Whoopi the Muppets best human friend?
85. Everyone Matters reprise 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
82. Oh! That frog did get his tounge off the post
83. Salvation Army can jog on
84. Is Whoopi the Muppets best human friend?
85. Everyone Matters reprise 😭😭😭
83. Salvation Army can jog on
84. Is Whoopi the Muppets best human friend?
85. Everyone Matters reprise 😭😭😭
80. Why did Bunsen pop his foot up like that?
81. MUFFINS
81. MUFFINS
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
80. Why did Bunsen pop his foot up like that?
81. MUFFINS
81. MUFFINS
75. Ohhh, skinny? Thank you
76. Is this dubbing scene funny?
77. Why is Joan Cusack doing these line readings like her life depends on it
78. Who's racing through historical landmark registration after 6pm on Christmas Eve?
79. Actually maybe Pepe just faked the cirtificate
76. Is this dubbing scene funny?
77. Why is Joan Cusack doing these line readings like her life depends on it
78. Who's racing through historical landmark registration after 6pm on Christmas Eve?
79. Actually maybe Pepe just faked the cirtificate
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
75. Ohhh, skinny? Thank you
76. Is this dubbing scene funny?
77. Why is Joan Cusack doing these line readings like her life depends on it
78. Who's racing through historical landmark registration after 6pm on Christmas Eve?
79. Actually maybe Pepe just faked the cirtificate
76. Is this dubbing scene funny?
77. Why is Joan Cusack doing these line readings like her life depends on it
78. Who's racing through historical landmark registration after 6pm on Christmas Eve?
79. Actually maybe Pepe just faked the cirtificate
69. I've got spit in my eye and I don't even care
70. Can you fill in my customer survey?
71. Where are Johnny and Sal the days?
72. Did Piggy ever get out of that Green Dress in the 2000s?
73. KERMIT SAID BEAUREGARD!
74. Did Kermit's love ever fix Eugene's tuba?
70. Can you fill in my customer survey?
71. Where are Johnny and Sal the days?
72. Did Piggy ever get out of that Green Dress in the 2000s?
73. KERMIT SAID BEAUREGARD!
74. Did Kermit's love ever fix Eugene's tuba?
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
69. I've got spit in my eye and I don't even care
70. Can you fill in my customer survey?
71. Where are Johnny and Sal the days?
72. Did Piggy ever get out of that Green Dress in the 2000s?
73. KERMIT SAID BEAUREGARD!
74. Did Kermit's love ever fix Eugene's tuba?
70. Can you fill in my customer survey?
71. Where are Johnny and Sal the days?
72. Did Piggy ever get out of that Green Dress in the 2000s?
73. KERMIT SAID BEAUREGARD!
74. Did Kermit's love ever fix Eugene's tuba?
67. The lighting for this special is SO good, I'm sorry, everyone looks GREAT and GRITTY and REAL
68. I just love this special so much
68. I just love this special so much
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
67. The lighting for this special is SO good, I'm sorry, everyone looks GREAT and GRITTY and REAL
68. I just love this special so much
68. I just love this special so much
64. The set dressing in this movie is beautiful
65. Am I crying at Gonzo's song? (Yes)
66. Did it change my life at 16? Also yes
67. I'D HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS OF MY LIIIFE
65. Am I crying at Gonzo's song? (Yes)
66. Did it change my life at 16? Also yes
67. I'D HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS OF MY LIIIFE
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
64. The set dressing in this movie is beautiful
65. Am I crying at Gonzo's song? (Yes)
66. Did it change my life at 16? Also yes
67. I'D HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS OF MY LIIIFE
65. Am I crying at Gonzo's song? (Yes)
66. Did it change my life at 16? Also yes
67. I'D HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS OF MY LIIIFE
61. Why is Piggy so fierce in that tiny short wig. She's wonderful
62. Anthony and Joe wouldn't approve of this cat meowing joke on the Moving Right Along podcast
63. Is this kinda racist? (Miss Piggy putting on a Jamaican accent and an afro for phone acting)
62. Anthony and Joe wouldn't approve of this cat meowing joke on the Moving Right Along podcast
63. Is this kinda racist? (Miss Piggy putting on a Jamaican accent and an afro for phone acting)
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
61. Why is Piggy so fierce in that tiny short wig. She's wonderful
62. Anthony and Joe wouldn't approve of this cat meowing joke on the Moving Right Along podcast
63. Is this kinda racist? (Miss Piggy putting on a Jamaican accent and an afro for phone acting)
62. Anthony and Joe wouldn't approve of this cat meowing joke on the Moving Right Along podcast
63. Is this kinda racist? (Miss Piggy putting on a Jamaican accent and an afro for phone acting)
57. Where did Scooter learn to grind like that?
58. Why is ROBIN working in this club? Are there rules about working hours?
59. Did Beaker give them the finger?
60. Why don't frogs have pockets?
58. Why is ROBIN working in this club? Are there rules about working hours?
59. Did Beaker give them the finger?
60. Why don't frogs have pockets?
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
57. Where did Scooter learn to grind like that?
58. Why is ROBIN working in this club? Are there rules about working hours?
59. Did Beaker give them the finger?
60. Why don't frogs have pockets?
58. Why is ROBIN working in this club? Are there rules about working hours?
59. Did Beaker give them the finger?
60. Why don't frogs have pockets?
53. Where's Lips?
54. WHY does Animals tshirt say "No Underpants"?!
55. How do we get to Club Dot? 56. Why are all the Muppets openly gay in the universe where Kermit wasn't born? Is HE holding everyone captive to the moral standards of Disney Corporate?
54. WHY does Animals tshirt say "No Underpants"?!
55. How do we get to Club Dot? 56. Why are all the Muppets openly gay in the universe where Kermit wasn't born? Is HE holding everyone captive to the moral standards of Disney Corporate?
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
53. Where's Lips?
54. WHY does Animals tshirt say "No Underpants"?!
55. How do we get to Club Dot? 56. Why are all the Muppets openly gay in the universe where Kermit wasn't born? Is HE holding everyone captive to the moral standards of Disney Corporate?
54. WHY does Animals tshirt say "No Underpants"?!
55. How do we get to Club Dot? 56. Why are all the Muppets openly gay in the universe where Kermit wasn't born? Is HE holding everyone captive to the moral standards of Disney Corporate?
48. Are you from one of those Muppet Internet fan sites?
49. Was Kermit even born? Or did he hatch?
50. Is that Yoda?
51. What happened to Amy the Dancing Brick in the universe where Kermit was born?
52. Was Fear Factor ever a real thing +?!
49. Was Kermit even born? Or did he hatch?
50. Is that Yoda?
51. What happened to Amy the Dancing Brick in the universe where Kermit was born?
52. Was Fear Factor ever a real thing +?!
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
48. Are you from one of those Muppet Internet fan sites?
49. Was Kermit even born? Or did he hatch?
50. Is that Yoda?
51. What happened to Amy the Dancing Brick in the universe where Kermit was born?
52. Was Fear Factor ever a real thing +?!
49. Was Kermit even born? Or did he hatch?
50. Is that Yoda?
51. What happened to Amy the Dancing Brick in the universe where Kermit was born?
52. Was Fear Factor ever a real thing +?!
45. Did people really use these For Dummies books before they could just Google things?
46. Why is frozen Kermit's "ping" noise when he hits the lamp so funny?
47. Why are you breathing on me?
46. Why is frozen Kermit's "ping" noise when he hits the lamp so funny?
47. Why are you breathing on me?
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
45. Did people really use these For Dummies books before they could just Google things?
46. Why is frozen Kermit's "ping" noise when he hits the lamp so funny?
47. Why are you breathing on me?
46. Why is frozen Kermit's "ping" noise when he hits the lamp so funny?
47. Why are you breathing on me?
41. Did Santa and his Homophobic Army steal Fozzie's money? They knew that wasn't their stuff, they had a box of donuts
42. How early was the show if fozzie dashed off midway and got to Buttermans by 6pm?! Too late for a mattenee
43. Is Joan Cusack the best Muppet villain?
44. Is this statue real?
42. How early was the show if fozzie dashed off midway and got to Buttermans by 6pm?! Too late for a mattenee
43. Is Joan Cusack the best Muppet villain?
44. Is this statue real?
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
41. Did Santa and his Homophobic Army steal Fozzie's money? They knew that wasn't their stuff, they had a box of donuts
42. How early was the show if fozzie dashed off midway and got to Buttermans by 6pm?! Too late for a mattenee
43. Is Joan Cusack the best Muppet villain?
44. Is this statue real?
42. How early was the show if fozzie dashed off midway and got to Buttermans by 6pm?! Too late for a mattenee
43. Is Joan Cusack the best Muppet villain?
44. Is this statue real?
35. Is that the Grinch? (It's not)
36. Is this receptionist scene racist? (It is)
37. What does a burnt couch smell like?
38. CHIP IS HERE!!!
39. Why does Scooter have a lampshade on his head in this AND MFS?
40. Was this the beginning of the Depressed Muppets era?
36. Is this receptionist scene racist? (It is)
37. What does a burnt couch smell like?
38. CHIP IS HERE!!!
39. Why does Scooter have a lampshade on his head in this AND MFS?
40. Was this the beginning of the Depressed Muppets era?
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
35. Is that the Grinch? (It's not)
36. Is this receptionist scene racist? (It is)
37. What does a burnt couch smell like?
38. CHIP IS HERE!!!
39. Why does Scooter have a lampshade on his head in this AND MFS?
40. Was this the beginning of the Depressed Muppets era?
36. Is this receptionist scene racist? (It is)
37. What does a burnt couch smell like?
38. CHIP IS HERE!!!
39. Why does Scooter have a lampshade on his head in this AND MFS?
40. Was this the beginning of the Depressed Muppets era?
31b. the answer is: Santa Baby from dubbidubbi doo
32. What were your ten favourite things about my performance?
33. Pastel M&Ms?
34. Is Pepe standing in for Fozzie's monologue inspired?!?
35. What ARE Santa's three favourite gardening tools?
36. Is that Steve Irwin? (It's not)
32. What were your ten favourite things about my performance?
33. Pastel M&Ms?
34. Is Pepe standing in for Fozzie's monologue inspired?!?
35. What ARE Santa's three favourite gardening tools?
36. Is that Steve Irwin? (It's not)
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
31b. the answer is: Santa Baby from dubbidubbi doo
32. What were your ten favourite things about my performance?
33. Pastel M&Ms?
34. Is Pepe standing in for Fozzie's monologue inspired?!?
35. What ARE Santa's three favourite gardening tools?
36. Is that Steve Irwin? (It's not)
32. What were your ten favourite things about my performance?
33. Pastel M&Ms?
34. Is Pepe standing in for Fozzie's monologue inspired?!?
35. What ARE Santa's three favourite gardening tools?
36. Is that Steve Irwin? (It's not)
26. Where is all the dollars?
27. Is a turning off cellphones sequence ever not funny?
28. What is Robin doing in a funny green root bear?
29. Is this the hottest Miss Piggy ever looked?
30. The Three Elvises are in this, not a question just a fact
31. Which song am I supposed to sing?
27. Is a turning off cellphones sequence ever not funny?
28. What is Robin doing in a funny green root bear?
29. Is this the hottest Miss Piggy ever looked?
30. The Three Elvises are in this, not a question just a fact
31. Which song am I supposed to sing?
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
26. Where is all the dollars?
27. Is a turning off cellphones sequence ever not funny?
28. What is Robin doing in a funny green root bear?
29. Is this the hottest Miss Piggy ever looked?
30. The Three Elvises are in this, not a question just a fact
31. Which song am I supposed to sing?
27. Is a turning off cellphones sequence ever not funny?
28. What is Robin doing in a funny green root bear?
29. Is this the hottest Miss Piggy ever looked?
30. The Three Elvises are in this, not a question just a fact
31. Which song am I supposed to sing?
24. The Muppets are clearly selling well, and always do, I'm this. So why are they doing such a bad job with their finances?
25. Character Based Jokes per Minute this movie is toe-to-toe with all the other movies. Why is it so universally hated?
26. The Muppet Show "Easter Eggs" come thick and fast
25. Character Based Jokes per Minute this movie is toe-to-toe with all the other movies. Why is it so universally hated?
26. The Muppet Show "Easter Eggs" come thick and fast
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
24. The Muppets are clearly selling well, and always do, I'm this. So why are they doing such a bad job with their finances?
25. Character Based Jokes per Minute this movie is toe-to-toe with all the other movies. Why is it so universally hated?
26. The Muppet Show "Easter Eggs" come thick and fast
25. Character Based Jokes per Minute this movie is toe-to-toe with all the other movies. Why is it so universally hated?
26. The Muppet Show "Easter Eggs" come thick and fast
21. Oops, someone cut this movie with clips from Scrubs?!? Wait....
22. Is 'grease my chair' an innuendo?
23. Is this the plot of The Muppets?
24. Pierced and tattooed rave monkeys? That's my friends you're talking about
22. Is 'grease my chair' an innuendo?
23. Is this the plot of The Muppets?
24. Pierced and tattooed rave monkeys? That's my friends you're talking about
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
21. Oops, someone cut this movie with clips from Scrubs?!? Wait....
22. Is 'grease my chair' an innuendo?
23. Is this the plot of The Muppets?
24. Pierced and tattooed rave monkeys? That's my friends you're talking about
22. Is 'grease my chair' an innuendo?
23. Is this the plot of The Muppets?
24. Pierced and tattooed rave monkeys? That's my friends you're talking about
18. Who are these stars? Oh! One is Molly Shannon and she's FANTASTIC
19. Can Courtney juggle?
20. Was Triumph a meme before memes were memes?
21. Did Rizzo hit his nose a second time? Cos it's not glowing in the star phone sequence
19. Can Courtney juggle?
20. Was Triumph a meme before memes were memes?
21. Did Rizzo hit his nose a second time? Cos it's not glowing in the star phone sequence
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
18. Who are these stars? Oh! One is Molly Shannon and she's FANTASTIC
19. Can Courtney juggle?
20. Was Triumph a meme before memes were memes?
21. Did Rizzo hit his nose a second time? Cos it's not glowing in the star phone sequence
19. Can Courtney juggle?
20. Was Triumph a meme before memes were memes?
21. Did Rizzo hit his nose a second time? Cos it's not glowing in the star phone sequence
15. Who IS Pepe's cousin Monolo, and do they really look like Joan Cusack's little toe?
16. Is Joan Cusack evil for wanting to open a tiny trendy night club?
17. Could things MWAH be MWAH better MWAH period?
18. It's Fozzie wearing a watch so that he can look at it later?
16. Is Joan Cusack evil for wanting to open a tiny trendy night club?
17. Could things MWAH be MWAH better MWAH period?
18. It's Fozzie wearing a watch so that he can look at it later?
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
15. Who IS Pepe's cousin Monolo, and do they really look like Joan Cusack's little toe?
16. Is Joan Cusack evil for wanting to open a tiny trendy night club?
17. Could things MWAH be MWAH better MWAH period?
18. It's Fozzie wearing a watch so that he can look at it later?
16. Is Joan Cusack evil for wanting to open a tiny trendy night club?
17. Could things MWAH be MWAH better MWAH period?
18. It's Fozzie wearing a watch so that he can look at it later?
11. But what math would 1000 extra seats for one show pay the Muppets wages for a full year, or the debt. I'm confused by the math
12. Is that Mr Poodoepants?
13. How did I ever dislike this Fozzie voice? It just feels right now
14. Why is this Gonzo build so great?
12. Is that Mr Poodoepants?
13. How did I ever dislike this Fozzie voice? It just feels right now
14. Why is this Gonzo build so great?
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
11. But what math would 1000 extra seats for one show pay the Muppets wages for a full year, or the debt. I'm confused by the math
12. Is that Mr Poodoepants?
13. How did I ever dislike this Fozzie voice? It just feels right now
14. Why is this Gonzo build so great?
12. Is that Mr Poodoepants?
13. How did I ever dislike this Fozzie voice? It just feels right now
14. Why is this Gonzo build so great?
I am (said in GOCP voice)
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am (said in GOCP voice)
8. Did Bunsen ever get a mac?
9. What do they pay Sam Eagle for anyway?
10. Have all the Steve Whitmere Muppets been squashed over time? (Bean here, Lips in MFC)
9. What do they pay Sam Eagle for anyway?
10. Have all the Steve Whitmere Muppets been squashed over time? (Bean here, Lips in MFC)
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
8. Did Bunsen ever get a mac?
9. What do they pay Sam Eagle for anyway?
10. Have all the Steve Whitmere Muppets been squashed over time? (Bean here, Lips in MFC)
9. What do they pay Sam Eagle for anyway?
10. Have all the Steve Whitmere Muppets been squashed over time? (Bean here, Lips in MFC)