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Data-mining ogre baffled by paperwork (8,6)
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You know, I think we have everything we need for a Jeunet or Wes Anderson film about this heist: A handsome amateur leading a rag-tag crew armed with a fork lift and furniture removal truck, a hacker who guesses the CCTV password is ‘Louvre’, and a teen detective played by 1998’s Jason Schwartzman.
Teen behind the Louvre heist ‘Fedora Man’ photo embraces his mystery moment
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My Space Quest site, Roger Wilco's Virtual Broomcloset, launched 30 years ago this month. That makes it one of the oldest video game fan sites on the web.

To celebrate the milestone, I've updated the site for the first time in ages with tons of new content. Check it out! wiw.org/~jess/roger.html
Roger Wilco's Virtual Broomcloset: The Original Space Quest Fan Site
The web's first and most comprehensive Space Quest fan site, packed with Easter eggs, trivia, downloads, and retrospectives on Sierra's classic adventure series.
wiw.org
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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All Protocol Observed

Welcome to Issue 219 of The Continent

Protests, an internet blackout, and deadly force marked Tanzania’s Election Day. Once online again, 37 readers shared what they witnessed.

Read their stories: bit.ly/219_TC
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Attack on Titan except bears.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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At the self checkout it says "Would you like a receipt?" and if you press NO it says "Please take your receipt and bags" and it feels like that's the sort of thing that will get an indie game called "quite buggy" in Steam reviews.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Vis-à-vis the bear situation

www.reuters.com/world/roar-t...
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Music production is like pub gastronomy in reverse. It used to be weird and artisanal now it’s all bangers and maths.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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This is an incredible article because at no point does it even try to properly explain what it's talking about. The closest it gets to that is the line, and I quote, "quantum is about particles behaving in weird ways"
Will quantum be bigger than AI?
The highly complex technology is increasingly being tipped to transform computing.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’m always relieved when the clue is clever but you don’t have to think *too* hard to crack it open 😅

"Water-deprived pharaoh dies after mixing up directions to Eden" (8)

www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Love it when execs find the floor falling out from under them. Will he even be let back in to Patriarchy Club after this?

Chapter 1:
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The first tenant has been announced at Oxford North.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Ozy, Ozy, Ozy!
Roi, Roi, Roi!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ozy, Ozy, Ozy!
Roi, Roi, Roi!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My main issue with mandu, potstickers and dumplings that take just a few minutes to cook is that they take just a few minutes to cook and suddenly there are none left wtf man
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
‘Downgraded’ to a bamboo steamer and oh man yeah that’s where the magic at.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"this meeting could have been a clay tablet"
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My friends from back when all have teenagers now and STILL don’t seem to appreciate me referring to this whole having kids business as just a phase they’re going through.
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM