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Data-mining ogre baffled by paperwork (8,6)
Vis-à-vis the bear situation

www.reuters.com/world/roar-t...
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Chapter 2:
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
No, Blackpink, it is I who is in *your* area.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I wanted autumn and I got autumn.
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Please enjoy this gif while listening to U Can't Touch This.
September 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can I get an Amen?
September 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Never mind the bollocks here come the S experiments
September 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
You guys I just had a great idea for a birdwatcher romcom set in an M23 POW camp in Goma.

www.euronews.com/green/2025/0...
August 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The US just issued a report on human rights in South Africa. Lots of nonsense tracking the white genocide narratives Trump tried to ambush Ramaphosa with earlier this year, but what really got me cramping up from excessive side-eyeing was this bit, via News24, where the US state department says…
August 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All these moments, lost in time.

Home Screen posted. Didn’t cheat.
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Ahem. I think you'll find that it was Enid Blyton who invented Google 14 years earlier, in 1939.
July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yes but only in that there are lots of different kinds of condiments in my fridge
July 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I lolled

via minutecryptic.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
July 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The plummet had already begun by the time of your trip. Look at this bullshit from Jan 1 2010:
July 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If you see this, feel free to quote with a robot that isn’t from STAR WARS, STAR TREK, DOCTOR WHO, or TRANSFORMERS.
July 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Tea was spat.
July 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stop.
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Just throw in some placeholder text for now"
"OK"
June 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ahahahahahaha
June 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
5 seconds after Geralt and Ciri arrive in town:
June 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This picture from The Witcher 4 is giving Hieronymous Bosch a few seconds before all hell breaks loose
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the spirit of sharing, and because I'm on a diet and all I can think about is pudding I'm not allowed to have, here is Granny's recipe for 'Pudding, delicious'

I'm not rewriting it into the alt text because that would be cheating.
May 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Bloody hell, chaps. Get a load of this miso malva pudding and red wine ice cream recipe from news24.

It’s so eastern cape. Stuck together with a rubber band and prestik yet somehow looks like it might get away with passing itself off as kinda fancy if everyone’s had enough of the leftover wine.
May 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM