Roberts is also corrupt, albeit in a quieter way. His wife earns a seven-figure income recruiting lawyers for firms that argue before the Supreme Court.

As long as it doesn’t come with a chihuahua puppy.

Absolutely. But I am willing to make an exception for Melania and Elon.

Also, they are mostly fishermen in boats with a range of a few hundred miles.

Yup.

He may have snorted too much fog of war…

Exactly. Gerrymandering dilutes your strength.

Every GOP accusation is a confession.

It looks as if a fast-moving alien predator is about to hatch from it.

One has to admire the Cato Institute for sticking to its libertarian principles and defending the right to perform drag shows in an era where so many supposedly conservative think tanks have abandoned every last principle to endorse whatever whim the administration is pursuing this week.

And the other part is dog ownership.

Why now?