Matt Grote
@mattgrote.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
And me? I blame my paces on hills in strava
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And me? I blame my paces on hills in strava
Could! Every time I long run I'm like damn this city really is vertical
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Could! Every time I long run I'm like damn this city really is vertical
I'll be around nyc if you wanna pace my slow ass
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'll be around nyc if you wanna pace my slow ass
This has worked for me exactly twice and both times it turned out it was straight guys :(
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This has worked for me exactly twice and both times it turned out it was straight guys :(
I do it as an accessory cause I have hypermobility issues but it's definitely not a primary lift or something I'd do if I were built like a human
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I do it as an accessory cause I have hypermobility issues but it's definitely not a primary lift or something I'd do if I were built like a human
Tag yourself I'm the guy in the background looking into camera through the mirror
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tag yourself I'm the guy in the background looking into camera through the mirror
Talk about a bowl cut
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Talk about a bowl cut
He 100% was matching pace, I slowed it down a few times to keep my heart rate tamped down a bit and so did he lol. Definitely think he could have out run me if he wanted to. Had one of those lil water backpacks so you know it's serious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He 100% was matching pace, I slowed it down a few times to keep my heart rate tamped down a bit and so did he lol. Definitely think he could have out run me if he wanted to. Had one of those lil water backpacks so you know it's serious.
One of my straight friends commented this on all my shirtless pics for years :(
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One of my straight friends commented this on all my shirtless pics for years :(
You know what? I don't agree with my take here
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You know what? I don't agree with my take here
Fartin in the squat rack still better than curling
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fartin in the squat rack still better than curling
There's a cruising subplot?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There's a cruising subplot?
Theoretically but not if you've watched the season
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Theoretically but not if you've watched the season