@klaatu82.bsky.social

I immediately thought of your puns

Oh, well so long as it’s scam-free sign me up…

I don’t envy the people who will someday attempt to write books about this period in American culture/politics. Everything is moving so quickly. Nobody can keep track. The nation is fracturing. Photoshopped memes of @jd-vance-1.bsky.social are being shown in congress. What a time to be alive.

"Our Plate Up crew carefully explaining why the restaurant was shuttered after the kitchen caught fire and there was nowhere to cut and plate the pizza because all the tables and counter space was taken up by dirty plates and god dammit, Rubio, you were on dishes!"

I mean, sure. Why not?

Sometimes I keep my girlfriend updated on the stock market... But I do it in fun little ways:

Lest you think I’m joking:

Hate my script template, you would.

The four horsemen of “I’ve had enough of this fucking bullshit planet…”

I’ll add this here for context: