Matthew Mercury
matthewmercury.bsky.social
Matthew Mercury
@matthewmercury.bsky.social
electric monk
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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what do you MEAN y’all only read one book at a time
Left the novel I'm in the middle of at a friend's house... Which is a problem because today is a "snuggle up in bed early with a hot water bottle and a good book" evening. So I'm doing an extremely risky thing and... Starting to read... Another book... Despite being halfway through one already.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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about to issue a papal bull durham
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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maybe a conservative opinion of mine and one almost certainly informed by personal preference, but i think the cultural devaluation of 'being good at instruments' is actually a bad thing and more broadly indicative of a sick society.
Chris Evans (the English one) said that the 🇬🇧 charts have recently passed the 10 year mark for "no number ones by bands", depending on whether the KPop Demon Hunters are a band or not. Is this "era of the solo artist" a global phenomen?
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.

If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I wrote a bit about this many years ago on Twitter-that-was: the algorithm has gradually eroded "here's what you want to see" by replacing it with "here's what we'd like you to want to see."

It continues to trade on its former reputation solely due to inertia. Underneath, it's all ads.
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Lucy: put your hand in the box, Charlie Brown!

Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me!

Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition!

Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH

Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
<furiously taking notes for Blades in the Dark>
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Lynyrd Skynyrd/Bad Company
The Poor/AC⚡️DC
Fiona Apple/Counting Crows
Live/Counting Crows
Ted Sablay/The Killers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Green Day
Edwin McCain
Flogging Molly
Protest the Hero
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Less Than Jake
Kool Keith
Rosie Thomas
Janelle Monae
The Locust
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Disagree. There is a distinct and explicit reference point for 42, whether or not one LIKES that reference. The entire point of 6 7 is that there’s not a point to it.

42 folks (or us 23 weirdos fnord) might be almost as irritating, but there’s a fundamental difference of reference here.
Seen on Reddit:

"42 is just old people 6 7"

And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sors d'ici, Dewey, tu ne veux pas de cette merde.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Remember to tell your parents that Motion Smoothing will wear out the television twice as fast.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You can do anything you want, including adding multiple colorful ribbon markers to your pocket notebook. You can just do that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
Autistic woman experiencing flare up of chronic special interest
An autistic woman is experiencing a severe episode of a debilitating long-term special interest, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 47, has lived with a life-altering obsession with the detective…
thedailytism.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I know we’ve all recognized the role of the animated Robin Hood movie in awakening a generation of furries but we should not forget the moral of the film: always mislead, mock, and ultimately clown on the aristocracy because in truth they are dumb and weak and they have stolen what is ours.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM