did not expect "orange boy update" to be a post about a cat. 👀

Good to have for someone else, or for "I forgot I took my painkillers so I took them again and accidentally OD'ed" situations. 😬

Bill Clinton behaved badly with women, but unlike...other presidents...whether or not he thought what he did was wrong, he at least understood that other people didn't like what he did, to the point of perjuring himself to avoid responsibility. Never thought I would look on that favorably...

you might also enjoy Tortilla Flat. Most of the stories revolve around obtaining a skin of wine (sometimes even legitimately) and then drunk antics.

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

lucky for us, so far, AI is nothing even approaching a human mind.

most of these. adding: toilet paper (clean!), dollar bills

you need to get your bibliography right so you don't have to fight a poisonous snake (citation: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...)

wisdom of Star Trek DS9:

"Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation. We want to find a way to become the exploiters."

"I'm doing nothing today because I started doing it yesterday and I didn't finish. And I'm no quitter."

--cats, probably

it does kind of resemble Kristi Noem

obviously they need to be quartered in private residences 👀

no no no we don't quote the parts we don't like 🤫

definitely never ever bring up the sheep and the goats from Matthew 25

I recommend Isaac Asimov's short story, The Last Question.

I yell at all geese and Stellar's Jays on on general principles. We have history.

late 80s Ford was the pinnacle of physical controls. change my mind.

having been attacked by a cholla, I feel obligated to do this every time I see one:

🖕

good painting of the little buggers though 😅