Matt Nesloney
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Matt Nesloney
@mattnesloney.bsky.social
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
I get that everyone used their own terminology for stuff and all that, but there’s no such thing as “former alcoholic”, and the use of that here feels gross.
Signed, a grateful, recovering alcoholic
Signed, a grateful, recovering alcoholic
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I get that everyone used their own terminology for stuff and all that, but there’s no such thing as “former alcoholic”, and the use of that here feels gross.
Signed, a grateful, recovering alcoholic
Signed, a grateful, recovering alcoholic
You know what’s cool about college football?
Nothing. Stupid idea. Whomever came up with college football should be thrown in jail. Octuple life sentences.
Nothing. Stupid idea. Whomever came up with college football should be thrown in jail. Octuple life sentences.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know what’s cool about college football?
Nothing. Stupid idea. Whomever came up with college football should be thrown in jail. Octuple life sentences.
Nothing. Stupid idea. Whomever came up with college football should be thrown in jail. Octuple life sentences.
I’ve always said this!
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’ve always said this!
Actually, you are a billboard! Hope that helps!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Actually, you are a billboard! Hope that helps!!!
Jarrett Allen might have ended Alperen Sengun’s career on this illegal play if this illegal play wasn’t actually an illegal play!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Jarrett Allen might have ended Alperen Sengun’s career on this illegal play if this illegal play wasn’t actually an illegal play!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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Now as parents we try to teach our kids not to tease and to push back on bullying. But I have to model those things and that’s tough too because it’s easier to tease and ignore the myriad of little and big bullies we run into. But you have to draw your lines early if you want them to be strong.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Now as parents we try to teach our kids not to tease and to push back on bullying. But I have to model those things and that’s tough too because it’s easier to tease and ignore the myriad of little and big bullies we run into. But you have to draw your lines early if you want them to be strong.
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One of the things I decided early on in teaching is that I wasn’t going to have any teasing in my classroom. Sure, it’s usually harmless… until it isn’t. Bullies also play the “I was just teasing” game really well and it wasn’t worth the risk. Making people feel valuable and safe is the priority.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One of the things I decided early on in teaching is that I wasn’t going to have any teasing in my classroom. Sure, it’s usually harmless… until it isn’t. Bullies also play the “I was just teasing” game really well and it wasn’t worth the risk. Making people feel valuable and safe is the priority.
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Standing up to bullies is so critical. And that’s not to say it’s easy. Alone or in a group, you take a risk when you push back. But it only gets harder the longer you let it go on. And even if you are able to dodge the direct attention of a bully, someone else can’t. They have to be made to stop.
it has sent me up a wall, honestly. i don’t care that he’s a piece of shit, this is known. i care that nobody stood up and said hey man first of all fuck you.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Standing up to bullies is so critical. And that’s not to say it’s easy. Alone or in a group, you take a risk when you push back. But it only gets harder the longer you let it go on. And even if you are able to dodge the direct attention of a bully, someone else can’t. They have to be made to stop.
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My only complaint is that this video is 4 hours long
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My only complaint is that this video is 4 hours long
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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We really lost control of society when we allowed people to blast whatever on their phones in public without headphones. Should have nipped that one right in the bud.
September 6, 2024 at 12:52 AM
We really lost control of society when we allowed people to blast whatever on their phones in public without headphones. Should have nipped that one right in the bud.
I made this for when my siblings-in-law point this out bc this is what it’s like every time
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I made this for when my siblings-in-law point this out bc this is what it’s like every time
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Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Look I know we all wish A&M wouldn't win a championship.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
But last time A&M won, we beat the Nazis.
Now we need to beat the Nazis again, so it's time for A&M to win again.
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I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.
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Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
They're really having fun with it on tiktok.
HAHAHAHAHA
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
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You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.
You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"