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Matthew Blanchette
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He/him. Physically disabled. Canadian-American; fond of rye toast, when he can get it. Dreams a little.
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It's a little weird that Sven didn't recognize the frozen peas bit. I'm sure someone has brought him the tape by now.
April 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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THE LIBERACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!

youtu.be/J6N8ADDDs0k?...
SCTV Liberace's Christmas Special
YouTube video by DanniMcKenzie
youtu.be
April 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
tfw you're more than man, more than machine, and more than a fusion of the two but also you're the guy who works the freezer in food storage and your job sucks
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Every time someone shames a poor person for not becoming rich, my internal response is always “Well, why don’t they just go on Carousel?” and then I remember literally no one will get that reference
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Tatiana Maslany has a proven ability to inhabit multiple roles!
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Although I can't say I have seen everything that Tatiana Maslany has been in, everything I've seen has been great (and yes, I'm counting She-Hulk)
a woman wearing glasses and a nose ring
Alt: The Orphan Black sistra clones - Cosima, Helena, Sarah, Alison. Missing - Beth, Rachel, several others
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Hair of the dog of course
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bit'cha? :-o
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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brb, bartering my house-cleaning services for a house
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I just looked this up and now I’m excited again.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You didn't know? :-D
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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You sure?
Mass Dance in Pyongyang on National Day
YouTube video by Erick Tseng
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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that's just how @eean.dev dances normally
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The dog also drinks? What'd you get 'em?
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Because most of them have broccoli hair
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM