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Florida Man. Public Enemy once liked one of my posts.
Every band should have a designated dancer ala the Bosstones.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Every band should have a designated dancer ala the Bosstones.
*looks around nervously* There’s polite company here?
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*looks around nervously* There’s polite company here?
Nothing’s gonna stop us now
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Nothing’s gonna stop us now
I went to see Starship in concert as a teenager. (don’t judge. We didn’t get many options.) They played We Built This City three times.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He looks so happy about it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He looks so happy about it.
I got a wood paneled Pinto up to 100 back when I was young and immortal.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I got a wood paneled Pinto up to 100 back when I was young and immortal.
That man grew up in Fort Valley and went to Morehouse. You don’t mess with him.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That man grew up in Fort Valley and went to Morehouse. You don’t mess with him.
I take great pride that my 18 year old still thinks I’m funny.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I take great pride that my 18 year old still thinks I’m funny.
Tell me more, tell me more…
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tell me more, tell me more…
He’s a 6’2”, 185lb rugby player now. The punches hurt more.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He’s a 6’2”, 185lb rugby player now. The punches hurt more.
Since my son turned 12 he just punches me when I tell him I love him. Doesn’t stop me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Since my son turned 12 he just punches me when I tell him I love him. Doesn’t stop me.
We suffered Florida together.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We suffered Florida together.
Everyone is remembering what Kiffin did to Tennessee.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone is remembering what Kiffin did to Tennessee.
Rogue River Blue from Oregon.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rogue River Blue from Oregon.
Does Zosia count as a woman if they are the collective? If so, then yes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Does Zosia count as a woman if they are the collective? If so, then yes.
I have a former boss who used to say, “what you accept, you endorse.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a former boss who used to say, “what you accept, you endorse.”
Yeah, my brother is bedridden from a stroke so I get it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yeah, my brother is bedridden from a stroke so I get it.
The house I just bought has a wet bar in the master bedroom so that would probably freak this person out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The house I just bought has a wet bar in the master bedroom so that would probably freak this person out.
As a former baker, it’s weird not getting up at 4 each morning to start the dough.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a former baker, it’s weird not getting up at 4 each morning to start the dough.
Love this story. I was USAID and have spent Thanksgivings in Malawi, Ethiopia, and Sierra Leone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Love this story. I was USAID and have spent Thanksgivings in Malawi, Ethiopia, and Sierra Leone.
Can be served hot or cold.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Can be served hot or cold.
I’m sure my kids have grown tired of hearing me tell them how proud of them I am.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m sure my kids have grown tired of hearing me tell them how proud of them I am.