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feyd-gardner can't hurt you
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the benoit blanc murder mystery industrial complex is doing really well but won't fully take off until we admit the franchise needs a recurring blofeld type villain played by tony shalhoub
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I can’t believe they made a movie about Ham Net.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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put this in a group chat last night then immediately fell asleep 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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in my former life i spent one morning listening to a sports exec tell me what he had learned from marcus aurelius while he drank a *trenta* nitro cold brew with three or four espresso shots
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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OH I CANT SEE STRAIGHT AND MY HANDS ARE TIED
a screenshot of a video game with a speech bubble that says im having a connection issue
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a speech bubble that says im having a connection issue
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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been getting into tf2
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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iconic napoleonic war bag fumble
23 Nov 1800 // 14-gun brig sloop HMS Albanaise was taken over off Malaga by Spanish prisoners (the crew of a Spanish ship captured on 22 Nov), aided by mutineers from the Albanaise's own crew. The captain was shot and injured, and was then confined with loyal officers and men below. [1/2]
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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✅ setuid PATCHED 🎉👍🧑‍💻
✅ exploit chain READY FOR PRODUCTION 🚀😈🚔
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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500 years from now, archivists valiantly trying to preserve novelty sports jerseys “these… these are petrochemical based fabrics?!”
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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popped a klonpin, now to play some tears of the kingdom and forget about the horrors for a little bit
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]

Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I was DMing with a seller on Etsy and she said she could do my logo on the hats so I sent her the logo and she was like sounds good place the order, I'll put the logo on them.

I placed the order and in the area where you write the text you want on the hat I wrote "see DM".
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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unconditional support for the hyperscaler outage meta
October 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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This is a product liability case waiting to happen.

I am becoming increasingly convinced that AI is like a table saw. Useful for specific tasks, harmful in the hands of untrained people, and even trained people can get complacent and fall into unsafe usage.
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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build a massive, comprehensively accessible metro system and people grouse about every niggling problem. build just one dinky little funicular and people worship it for centuries
The Mount Tsukuba Cable Car, Japan’s fifth-oldest cable line, continues to serve as a beloved gateway to Ibaraki’s iconic Mount Tsukuba. It remains a vital part of the mountain’s tourism network alongside the 60-year-old Mount Tsukuba Ropeway.
Mount Tsukuba Cable Car Celebrates 100 Years With Renewed Tourism Campaign - Unseen Japan
The cable car's operator has re-dedicated itself to handling an influx of new tourists while preserving the area's natural beauty.
buff.ly
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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thundergolfer.com/blog/aws-us-... I think is a much better outage summary than the one that AWS published. I understand the time pressure AWS was under to get something out, but I found the initial report to be quite baroque and hard to comprehend.
More Than DNS: The 14 hour AWS us-east-1 outage
A thorough review of a major cloud outage.
thundergolfer.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM