I see your mess piles, and I raise you toys that can become mess piles 😆

So, about that... Mine briefly un -Velcroed in the teen years, and then reattached in college. Don’t shoot the messenger.

👋 Municipal government IT here just popping in to say we do indeed regularly schedule database maintenance that requires resources to be temporarily offline and also occasionally have unscheduled maintenance come up due to outside factors. This guy is full of blue cheese. Kthxgoodday👋

Blocking a woman with two kitchens is properly wild behavior. You’ve obviously mastered the universe and have much wisdom to share.

Nobody warned me and I had no idea it could be like that. Literally nursing on one side, just holding a bottle to the other, and then switching to catch it all. Really wish milk banks had been a thing back then in rural PA.

I was like that with my first baby. And ravenous all the time. It was 26 years ago and I want a nap and a snack just thinking about it 😆

“It’s fine, I know my car!” 😳

You are not alone. That was a wild ride.

Specifically because of this line 😆

It seems too young to me. Even my kids that loved to build weren’t ready for those until closer to 4. Also, like you said, choking hazard.

I used to think that once people saw how much constant infections screwed up everything from our children’s education to access to services they’d try to avoid spreading it. Talk about naive.

It was just… reality has been so absurd for the better part of the last decade- how does one use satire as a comedic tool when a POTUS is throwing ketchup bottles and suggesting people drink bleach? Melissa McCarthy did nail that one bit, though…

I’ve been walking on air ever since. I take back everything I’ve said since 2015 about satire being dead.

Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me of Alex. I’m going to go enjoy reading this again while I make my coffee.

www.reuters.com/world/us/par...

And the “transing” of the kids that’s totally happening. That’s a real problem because it’s definitely happening.

All of his nonsense, and I’ve never seen him talking about lead in the drinking water. Because OBVIOUSLY THAT’S NOT A REAL PROBLEM. Sorry for yelling on your feed.

I love Ghosts! Oohhh is Danielle Pinnock here yet?!!