Steakhouse Daughter
@maxharris.bsky.social
*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo
I have the heart of a soldier I just don't use it for anything
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have the heart of a soldier I just don't use it for anything
Instead of "Rabbit Rabbit" try starting your month with this helpful phrase
"Holy Santa Maria, Mary Mother of God, Protect me and watch over me as I enter the trials of another month. Merciful mother please save me from anguish, and let me suffer not the pain of unending time immemorial amen"
"Holy Santa Maria, Mary Mother of God, Protect me and watch over me as I enter the trials of another month. Merciful mother please save me from anguish, and let me suffer not the pain of unending time immemorial amen"
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Instead of "Rabbit Rabbit" try starting your month with this helpful phrase
"Holy Santa Maria, Mary Mother of God, Protect me and watch over me as I enter the trials of another month. Merciful mother please save me from anguish, and let me suffer not the pain of unending time immemorial amen"
"Holy Santa Maria, Mary Mother of God, Protect me and watch over me as I enter the trials of another month. Merciful mother please save me from anguish, and let me suffer not the pain of unending time immemorial amen"
Adding anime sword girl to my resume
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Adding anime sword girl to my resume
If there's one thing I'm gonna be it is slow👍 Intentional 🦥 and Methodical 🧘
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If there's one thing I'm gonna be it is slow👍 Intentional 🦥 and Methodical 🧘
I don't think you do your due diligence
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don't think you do your due diligence
Cold is not only a state of mind but it is also a state of being
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cold is not only a state of mind but it is also a state of being
Worms can eat charcuterie
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Worms can eat charcuterie
I love playing with people's lives
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I love playing with people's lives
Nice wanting. Is it for nothing?
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nice wanting. Is it for nothing?
Getting visibly struck with something so pretty you start stuttering
"W-w-wh-who's a p-p-pre-prett-pretty b-b-b-boy"
"W-w-wh-who's a p-p-pre-prett-pretty b-b-b-boy"
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Getting visibly struck with something so pretty you start stuttering
"W-w-wh-who's a p-p-pre-prett-pretty b-b-b-boy"
"W-w-wh-who's a p-p-pre-prett-pretty b-b-b-boy"
Reposted by Steakhouse Daughter
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
*gruff, wizened, sagely voice* I offer you an impossible choice, traveler. Your electronic game boy advance with link cable to play Kirby with your friends, or clean, potable drinking water. Choose wisely
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*gruff, wizened, sagely voice* I offer you an impossible choice, traveler. Your electronic game boy advance with link cable to play Kirby with your friends, or clean, potable drinking water. Choose wisely
I don't think I eat enough corn dogs
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don't think I eat enough corn dogs
It's once again important to recognize that life and by extension the holiday of Thanksgiving is actually totally meaningless
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's once again important to recognize that life and by extension the holiday of Thanksgiving is actually totally meaningless
Little known fact these guys actually fuck heavily with Jane Remover
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Little known fact these guys actually fuck heavily with Jane Remover
Just a maladjusted freak of nature
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just a maladjusted freak of nature
I've got two words for you. And those words are "Collective" and "Consciousness"
How does that sound to you?
How does that sound to you?
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I've got two words for you. And those words are "Collective" and "Consciousness"
How does that sound to you?
How does that sound to you?
I'll do something just to get a rise out of people
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'll do something just to get a rise out of people
Feeling infinite watching kpop videos
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Feeling infinite watching kpop videos
Haha goes on an magical adventure together with you
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Haha goes on an magical adventure together with you
I think I understand the intricacies and special details of life better than your average guy
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think I understand the intricacies and special details of life better than your average guy
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Treading where I ought not to trod And entering a den of evil later. Lmk if you want anything
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Treading where I ought not to trod And entering a den of evil later. Lmk if you want anything
Reposted by Steakhouse Daughter
comporting myself like nobody's business
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
comporting myself like nobody's business