[DRAWING 2/100]: "For the sketch can i just get a pic of snoopy if he was a beautiful butch woman drinking a can of beer"
i hope this is what you meant (?)

man. christman really was the glue holding the show together. the only one with intellectual curiosity outside of getting his priors confirmed and would actually push back on the other hosts' worst instincts. i really do miss him

defending platner, the maine nazi, before launching into an interview with someone about gooning with absolutely no interest in the subject past the very surface level just to say "its not healthy, get a life!" like jesus did i accidentally turn on rogan or some shit?

there has legitimately never been a good state of play, ever, and i do feel a little stupid for expecting something cool to happen for the first time, ever

meanwhile, sony caps off their presentation with... ps5 hardware features. features the console has fucking had since launch. FEATURES FOR THE FUCKING CONSOLE YOU OWN IF YOURE WATCHING THIS STUPID SHIT

i am absolutely not a nintendo dickrider by any means, nintendo sucks in their own special way too, but they understand how to make a presentation that feels like an event and not just an advertisement

its like a dog attempting human behavior just from aesthetic context clues without even having the capability of understanding it