e.g. Thanksgiving
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When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pascal is making $48m/year. Even in 2023 before his new deal kicked in he was making $37. Let's not get foolish. Any big swing was coming with big swing consequences!
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Pascal is making $48m/year. Even in 2023 before his new deal kicked in he was making $37. Let's not get foolish. Any big swing was coming with big swing consequences!
Honestly it's incredible that Ant is able to make magic happen as often a he is! That 3 to get it back within one point was apex iso ball
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Honestly it's incredible that Ant is able to make magic happen as often a he is! That 3 to get it back within one point was apex iso ball
I can't decide if it would be more helpful to have a PG or to have a structured offense. It just seems like it's SO HARD to get a bucket against a set defense (even an average defense like Phoenix)
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I can't decide if it would be more helpful to have a PG or to have a structured offense. It just seems like it's SO HARD to get a bucket against a set defense (even an average defense like Phoenix)
Yeah it's not Rudy per se, it's the lack of flexibility meaning that we lost SloMo and NAW and consecutive seasons, and no way to compete in the free agent market for guys like Lonzo Ball. Just sending basketball IQ out the door with no way to replace it
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yeah it's not Rudy per se, it's the lack of flexibility meaning that we lost SloMo and NAW and consecutive seasons, and no way to compete in the free agent market for guys like Lonzo Ball. Just sending basketball IQ out the door with no way to replace it
God I was shaking, sobbing with laughter in the theater during this scene. I don't think I was very popular at my screening
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
God I was shaking, sobbing with laughter in the theater during this scene. I don't think I was very popular at my screening
Yeah, no need to be so grumpy, bud!
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yeah, no need to be so grumpy, bud!
Don't be a dingus, ol saggy neck. It's the first time anybody has actually asked you a question about it!
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Don't be a dingus, ol saggy neck. It's the first time anybody has actually asked you a question about it!
That's my dad, you can just call me Richard.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That's my dad, you can just call me Richard.
Trump just wants what any of us do: Tzeentch's Realm of the Sorcerer
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump just wants what any of us do: Tzeentch's Realm of the Sorcerer
They served cheesecake to the castaways on Survivor this season and they were hyped about it! I can't imagine a less appealing dessert to eat on a hot beach
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They served cheesecake to the castaways on Survivor this season and they were hyped about it! I can't imagine a less appealing dessert to eat on a hot beach
I saw a Thanksgiving themed "1 gotta go" a couple days ago and So Many people said pie. I was flabbergasted. Pie is delicious! People just out here denying themselves joy
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I saw a Thanksgiving themed "1 gotta go" a couple days ago and So Many people said pie. I was flabbergasted. Pie is delicious! People just out here denying themselves joy
Love that this tweet doesn't even come with a clip. Could really be about ANY Wolves play
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Love that this tweet doesn't even come with a clip. Could really be about ANY Wolves play
2026 is Cheryl's crucible. No rotation players under contract, brand new CBA and the #2 pick??? We're definitely going to learn something
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
2026 is Cheryl's crucible. No rotation players under contract, brand new CBA and the #2 pick??? We're definitely going to learn something
Did you see the clip of the studbudz barely holding it together in the 20 seconds between when Seattle was announced as the third pick and when we were announced as second?
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Did you see the clip of the studbudz barely holding it together in the 20 seconds between when Seattle was announced as the third pick and when we were announced as second?
This is such a perfect extension of the "everyone is 12" theory of American life
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is such a perfect extension of the "everyone is 12" theory of American life
It's OK Patrick to admit that turkey, as a New World fowl, is simply beyond your remit
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It's OK Patrick to admit that turkey, as a New World fowl, is simply beyond your remit