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Father Grumpmas
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Written by Guy Fawkes??
Guy Fawkes signature before and after torture
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Envelope address written by Robert Durst from The Jinx
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Is an amazing (compliment) song by an amazing (insult) chap!
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Sooty, Sweep and Soo
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Leatherface with chainsaw Ed Davey with chainsaw
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Mrs Brown’s Boys
A ballpoint pen on the left against a black background. Caption in white font: "Write a horror story using only 3 words"
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Tennis ball with mouth and googly eyes
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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RFK Jnr in Labyrinth
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Hyacinth Bucket
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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New euphemism has landed
Charities welcome new law banning puppy smuggling
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Apparently you get free bog roll delivered through the post now!
A fucking letter from Reform UK.
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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#wrapped
Your top album I Love a Party by Russ Abbot You listened to it for 52,765 minutes
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Tennis ball with a mouth and googly eyes
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Picture of the man from the Succulent Chinese Meal meme
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Anton’s wiggy hair
Wiggy hair Anton Bob Mortimer with wotsits wig
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Trump surrounded by his best friends - Waluigi, Sly Stallone, Nick Knowles, Gene Simmons, Adolf Hitler, Liz Truss, The Gimp, Fred West and Mr Blobby
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Trump surrounded by his best friends - Waluigi, Sly Stallone, Nick Knowles, Gene Simmons, Adolf Hitler, Liz Truss, The Gimp, Fred West and Mr Blobby
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Trump surrounded by his best friends - Waluigi, Sly Stallone, Nick Knowles, Gene Simmons, Adolf Hitler, Liz Truss, The Gimp, Fred West and Mr Blobby
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Kevin Keegan with some fucking Brut
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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#unwrapped
Your top song Baby Cakes by 3 of a Kind You listened 132,687 times
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Straw donkey Sombrero Duty Free cigarettes
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Paul Weller #totp
Paul Weller
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Give it some welly, Weller!! #totp
Paul Weller
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Nice!
The Hooded Claw
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM