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Maylow
@maylow.bsky.social
Sleepy boy, angy boi, always tired

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"YOU SAID IT WAS A MIRACLE DIET!"

"I never told you what the miracle is~"
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
H-hey now, calling me out like this, couldn't you have a bit more mercy on "little" ol me?
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
That's... thousands of zorua pilling together to reach that weight! I'd be a mountain BEFORE I reach that goal!
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I was thinking of my wizard chinchilla being filled up with healing and mana potions, gut sloshing around!
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I mean, it IS an excellent way to turn the winner into a growing, living billboard for the ice cream brand~ Ice cream so good, winners just can't get enough of it and their size shows~
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The alternative would be to use a second hose~
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
a very squishy shape, I must say
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Drop kick them

If they die, they die
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
But I need it for my ice tea and scrumptious pastries!
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Being old doesn't stop us from being adorable and powerful

...exemple excluding me, of all zorua
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Maybe you and this glutton of a chinchilla could do something neat together!
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Don Russell, ready for Justice and the next magazine of Fixer Weekly
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
God- Now I cannot unsee it and now I want the movie remade as all robots being tiny kobolds

...the world really trying to convert me into a kobold appreciator, as of lately
September 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hmmm, I'm normally not into permanent change with my own characters, buuuut I do have a few that would totally fit in, like a certain unovan Zorua would fit perfectly here~
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"Your talk of "sex" has no power over me. Show me soft, pudgy belly or vanish"

Or something of that line. I tend to be a lil' violent goblin, for some ace fox.
September 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ahead of you, buddy!
September 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Diving my fork in the cake, only for the wholr thing disappearing in thick icing
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM