MICHAΞL
@mberns247.bsky.social
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
Watch the first 30 seconds of this. Pause it, then make a list of 10 guesses. Then finish watching the video. When it's done, pick your jaw off the floor
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Watch the first 30 seconds of this. Pause it, then make a list of 10 guesses. Then finish watching the video. When it's done, pick your jaw off the floor
First I’m supposed to wear suits to the airport. Now I have to do fucking pull ups before my flight??
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
First I’m supposed to wear suits to the airport. Now I have to do fucking pull ups before my flight??
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December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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turning the ball over twice on one play is impressive
not good, exactly, but impressive
not good, exactly, but impressive
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
turning the ball over twice on one play is impressive
not good, exactly, but impressive
not good, exactly, but impressive
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
Yea that’s not how resigning works but sure
Alina Habba, Trump's former personal lawyer, resigns as US attorney for New Jersey. A court ruled that she had unlawfully served in the role. https://cnn.it/4q013Q4
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yea that’s not how resigning works but sure
Every accusation is an admission. Exhibit 289734509286792234523907134809561047517
NEW:
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
w/ @robert-faturechi.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Every accusation is an admission. Exhibit 289734509286792234523907134809561047517
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The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
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Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
Ok, which Dolphins fan wished on a monkeys paw for the Dolphins to have the same record as the Chiefs and Ravens?
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ok, which Dolphins fan wished on a monkeys paw for the Dolphins to have the same record as the Chiefs and Ravens?
I wonder how much of this season for the Chiefs is just the accumulated fatigue of 7 straight deep playoff runs including 7 AFC Championship Games and 5 Super Bowls.
(obviously not all the same players through that time, but it's still a TON of football)
(obviously not all the same players through that time, but it's still a TON of football)
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I wonder how much of this season for the Chiefs is just the accumulated fatigue of 7 straight deep playoff runs including 7 AFC Championship Games and 5 Super Bowls.
(obviously not all the same players through that time, but it's still a TON of football)
(obviously not all the same players through that time, but it's still a TON of football)
Rashee Rice would have held on to that if it was the steering wheel of a sports car going 115MPH. see what I did there?
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Rashee Rice would have held on to that if it was the steering wheel of a sports car going 115MPH. see what I did there?
Mahomes has thrown like 9 wobbly jump passes while trying to step up in the pocket on 3rd and 4th down and it feels like his receivers dropped 8 of them
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Mahomes has thrown like 9 wobbly jump passes while trying to step up in the pocket on 3rd and 4th down and it feels like his receivers dropped 8 of them
This is why Passes Defended should be a fantasy stat. This is a sick play, and a 6 point swing!
(Tackles for loss should also be a fantasy stat)
(Tackles for loss should also be a fantasy stat)
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is why Passes Defended should be a fantasy stat. This is a sick play, and a 6 point swing!
(Tackles for loss should also be a fantasy stat)
(Tackles for loss should also be a fantasy stat)
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
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it's interesting how little the gop messaging apparatus, from the press secretary to election mailers, deviates from "i know you are but what am i"
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
it's interesting how little the gop messaging apparatus, from the press secretary to election mailers, deviates from "i know you are but what am i"
Second Red Zone interception of the day. You love to see it🥹
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Second Red Zone interception of the day. You love to see it🥹
Zach Wilson is about to do something horrific. Just pure muscle memory in this stadium, you can't even get mad about it
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Zach Wilson is about to do something horrific. Just pure muscle memory in this stadium, you can't even get mad about it
That Brady Cook dive, 3 yards short of the line to gain, was some inspiring shit lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That Brady Cook dive, 3 yards short of the line to gain, was some inspiring shit lol
Felt inevitable once the other two backs got into the endzone so early
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Felt inevitable once the other two backs got into the endzone so early
Never understood why a personal foul by the defense and a regular foul by the offense on the same play just results in a replay of the down. The offense should at least get a new set of downs
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Never understood why a personal foul by the defense and a regular foul by the offense on the same play just results in a replay of the down. The offense should at least get a new set of downs
By the way, we're not talking enough about how awful these Jets uniforms are
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
By the way, we're not talking enough about how awful these Jets uniforms are
Mike McDaniel is the king of refusing to call the plays that are consistently successful. Run the gd ball...
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mike McDaniel is the king of refusing to call the plays that are consistently successful. Run the gd ball...
Happy to see Joe Burrow is back and looking good. Always better when the stars are on the field and performing well.
But the conversations about whether or not they can make the playoffs when they're 4 games back with 5 to go are going to be so goddamn annoying
But the conversations about whether or not they can make the playoffs when they're 4 games back with 5 to go are going to be so goddamn annoying
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy to see Joe Burrow is back and looking good. Always better when the stars are on the field and performing well.
But the conversations about whether or not they can make the playoffs when they're 4 games back with 5 to go are going to be so goddamn annoying
But the conversations about whether or not they can make the playoffs when they're 4 games back with 5 to go are going to be so goddamn annoying