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@mcjazzhands.bsky.social
He/him. Freelance game writer, airport security gremlin wanting to be a game dev. Dog father, periodic streamer.

Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com
If you've got the time and energy, I say go for it! Dogs have made my life so much warmer and fuller over the years. But man, they will exhaust you like nobody's business depending on the breed.

That said, I wouldn't trade my time with Jake for the world. Miss him every day.
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I haven't even touched any of the books I'm writing recently because I just don't have the energy for it. I miss writing, I miss trying to voice act, I miss streaming. Instead I'm basically Yamcha lying in the crater.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finally getting around to learning how to make decent-looking pixel art and I had a bit of fun during one of my practice sessions yesterday. Today's practice was with color and shading, but I didn't quite like how it turned out. Maybe I'll redo it tomorrow and share it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Took a trip to the local shelter yesterday and made a friend. :3 I can't bring him home right now, but there were a lot of very good signs. Like he decided to climb into my lap by himself, I just let him do his thing. And let me tell you, the rottie rumble is real. He was so content.
August 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Watching a lot of @drawfeeshow.com and @lavendertowne.bsky.social has had a really interesting effect on my dreams lately. I was asked to give a level in a game a "flight aesthetic" and really only recall this little guy. I swear I've seen him around before, but it was a lot of fun to draw him.
August 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Real talk, Manila is gorgeous. So lively, so full of people going about their days or having a good time with each other, I know I hardly scratched the surface. But it was nice to just spend time with my partner and walk around. Definitely want to come back in the future. Have some photos!
August 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Perler Moo Deng is coming along, but I seem to have lost a few beads along the way. I can fix that pretty easily, it's just annoying.
July 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Something I appreciate about how internet humor has evolved is that it's strayed away from edgy jokes and nosedived straight into surrealism and non sequiturs.

The edgy stuff is still there, obviously, but it doesn't land quite as well as stuff like polar bears pretending to be people.
July 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wanted to draw another mech, but I kept thinking of the Meep from Oddworld (and the nightmare that was wrangling them as a kid playing Munch's Oddysee), so I tried drawing it from memory, then kinda rolled with it until I had this little swamp fella in between some mangroves. I dunno, it was fun.
July 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My grasp on Japanese has finally reached the point where I can tell exactly what the original Japanese text was in one specific screenshot from one specific game. Probably. I'd need to see the relevant version to verify this.

Going with my gut on this one though, it was probably ぱんです。
July 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Couldn't focus on my book today, so I used that time to draw. Don't really know much about shading or perspective, but I like mechs and this was pretty close to what I saw in my head. Feels good, feels really good. Kinda want to do more with this guy.
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Japanese practice continues, and I've started getting to words I recognize from games and anime. One of today's words was "おまえ" (Omae) so naturally I wrote it in a sentence I knew from Fist of the North Star. Kind of tragic, kind of funny, but it's helping me internalize it at least.
July 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What video game ignited your passion for gaming?

My very first. Four years old and I knew that it was awesome. Fun to play, decently challenging, goofy as hell, and great music.

You know, this is explaining an awful lot about my tastes.
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We had a pretty gnarly storm roll through yesterday, and it knocked down a massive pine tree on the neighbor's property. Fell at an angle, but it came pretty close to our house. It's a shame, these trees have been around as long as I've been here, but that's part of life.
June 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It was actually this particular sign that got me curious about cave diving. I don't remember where I saw it initially, it may have been an Atlas Obscura post. Either way, something about it made me wonder, and I haven't stopped wondering in the years since.
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We said goodbye to Jake tonight. It wasn't easy, and I'm not in the best of ways (putting it mildly), but he was my best friend, and he didn't deserve to struggle as much as he has the past couple of days.

Hold your pets close, their time with us is so fleeting.
June 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
First WIP shot is done, from the first run at text boxes. I needed to fill space to check the text wrapping, so I got a bit snarky. I'm having fun.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Been falling asleep to old Drawfee episodes lately, and I briefly woke up to hear @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social or possibly @caldy.bsky.social mention burritos. In that moment, I had a vision, so I give you a brief sketch of Burrito Man. I don't know how to draw aluminum foil, but this was fun.
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Got thinking about the possibly lost art of hosting a horror movie marathon as a goofy character, like Dr. Wolfenstein here. What happened to just hamming it up in between films? Is that still a thing? I could totally do that. We need cheese now more than ever.
May 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In two days, I managed to start and finish Labyrinth of the Demon King. What a fantastic game, and I clicked with it almost immediately. In fact, I started a second save almost right away. That's a rarity but I love it. @jrhudepohl.bsky.social did a great job. I'll need to do a write-up eventually.
May 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Eyyyy! A good smash or pass video is always a delight. I still laugh over the train monster I sent you last time. So let's see, something a bit more grounded would probably do in this case...

How about my boy Rudy of Killer Klowns infamy?
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I'm never gonna escape the Mclovin comparisons, am I?
May 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Philly style tomato pie with a sourdough crust. Took a good chunk of the day to prep, but it's good! Can't wait to try it cold.
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You know what game I really liked that I don't hear people talk about too often? Breath of Death VII. I haven't played it in a while, but I laughed so hard the whole time that it definitely cemented its place in my heart. Y'all should show @zeboydgames.bsky.social some love.
May 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Ended up scrapping the rooms I'd made previously so that I could deal with room transitions and the death state. Now the player has an actual death animation (I use that term loosely) and the camera scrolls before moving the player to the next room! A ways to go, but it's progress!
April 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM