McKinley D. Turtle
@mckinleydturtle.bsky.social
I am the most handsome orange turtle in the world!
I don't understand the fundamental postulate that you're starting from.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don't understand the fundamental postulate that you're starting from.
You deserve it!
Who else did what you did? I imagine no one even had the glimmer of a thought of crowdsourcing password security to social media..
Who else did what you did? I imagine no one even had the glimmer of a thought of crowdsourcing password security to social media..
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You deserve it!
Who else did what you did? I imagine no one even had the glimmer of a thought of crowdsourcing password security to social media..
Who else did what you did? I imagine no one even had the glimmer of a thought of crowdsourcing password security to social media..
I can't even begin to imagine the accolades that you're going to get when IT finds out you crowdsourced your password on BlueSky. I'm sure it's way beyond employee of the month. I'm just limited by the constraints of my knowledge. But I'm sure there's higher tiers of awesomeness.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I can't even begin to imagine the accolades that you're going to get when IT finds out you crowdsourced your password on BlueSky. I'm sure it's way beyond employee of the month. I'm just limited by the constraints of my knowledge. But I'm sure there's higher tiers of awesomeness.
Absolutely!
And also they need to change their passwords to the new most secure password we've that we come up with.
This might even need to be an emergency meeting.
And also they need to change their passwords to the new most secure password we've that we come up with.
This might even need to be an emergency meeting.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Absolutely!
And also they need to change their passwords to the new most secure password we've that we come up with.
This might even need to be an emergency meeting.
And also they need to change their passwords to the new most secure password we've that we come up with.
This might even need to be an emergency meeting.
Thank you. We probably both need a long nap and a lot of basking to celebrate and recover from the victory of coming up with the most secure password of all time ever. And you did this on your first day of work? Employee of the month! Employee of the year!
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Thank you. We probably both need a long nap and a lot of basking to celebrate and recover from the victory of coming up with the most secure password of all time ever. And you did this on your first day of work? Employee of the month! Employee of the year!
I'm clawful. I can do the high five!
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm clawful. I can do the high five!
Also, I put a number at the end. Just in case you needed that one too. Basically three posts ago was like the most secure password generated of all time. Everybody should use this for everything. It is the epitome of security.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Also, I put a number at the end. Just in case you needed that one too. Basically three posts ago was like the most secure password generated of all time. Everybody should use this for everything. It is the epitome of security.
And a capital letter. I put that in the very front.
And you crowdsourced it to make extra secure. You should use this for everything.
And you crowdsourced it to make extra secure. You should use this for everything.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And a capital letter. I put that in the very front.
And you crowdsourced it to make extra secure. You should use this for everything.
And you crowdsourced it to make extra secure. You should use this for everything.
:)
But I do know that things hit differently when you're stressed and upset and grieving and stressed and dissolving... So yeah, if you ever need to tell me to fuck off, feel free to tell me to fuck off
But I do know that things hit differently when you're stressed and upset and grieving and stressed and dissolving... So yeah, if you ever need to tell me to fuck off, feel free to tell me to fuck off
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
:)
But I do know that things hit differently when you're stressed and upset and grieving and stressed and dissolving... So yeah, if you ever need to tell me to fuck off, feel free to tell me to fuck off
But I do know that things hit differently when you're stressed and upset and grieving and stressed and dissolving... So yeah, if you ever need to tell me to fuck off, feel free to tell me to fuck off
He was just staring because what you needed was ...
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Mmmbopbadoobadop!1
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He was just staring because what you needed was ...
Mmmbopbadoobadop!1
Mmmbopbadoobadop!1
I know this sounds bitchy without context but I feel like we do have the context?
But I also know that you've had a very rough time recently. And if this didn't hit the right way let me know and I will not joke like this moving forwards until you say it's okay.
But I also know that you've had a very rough time recently. And if this didn't hit the right way let me know and I will not joke like this moving forwards until you say it's okay.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I know this sounds bitchy without context but I feel like we do have the context?
But I also know that you've had a very rough time recently. And if this didn't hit the right way let me know and I will not joke like this moving forwards until you say it's okay.
But I also know that you've had a very rough time recently. And if this didn't hit the right way let me know and I will not joke like this moving forwards until you say it's okay.
I'm glad you are worthy enough to be on the couch next to her. Enjoy this time together.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm glad you are worthy enough to be on the couch next to her. Enjoy this time together.
Thank you very much for the invite. I've thought about this and read all of the threads I found about it. I don't think this is for me. Thank you again though.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thank you very much for the invite. I've thought about this and read all of the threads I found about it. I don't think this is for me. Thank you again though.
Yes it is cozy but if I found a lady I think there would be room for her too. Don't you think? I mean it's hard to tell sizing from website pictures but it looks very spacious. But cozy.
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yes it is cozy but if I found a lady I think there would be room for her too. Don't you think? I mean it's hard to tell sizing from website pictures but it looks very spacious. But cozy.
She is. Doesn't that look like the perfect place for a cold-blooded guy who just wants to get warm?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She is. Doesn't that look like the perfect place for a cold-blooded guy who just wants to get warm?!
That makes sense! I find I digest better when I'm warm.
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That makes sense! I find I digest better when I'm warm.
Also, given that it's $80 off, if I buy five of them, I've made $400!!! I can buy a lot of generic cheese with that!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Also, given that it's $80 off, if I buy five of them, I've made $400!!! I can buy a lot of generic cheese with that!!!
I know all of you are asking why I just don't buy it myself the next time we do Costco, but after the giant block of generic cheese incident girl does not let me on the keyboard when she's buying from Costco.
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I know all of you are asking why I just don't buy it myself the next time we do Costco, but after the giant block of generic cheese incident girl does not let me on the keyboard when she's buying from Costco.
I don't know
This is probably why she doesn't have time to nap.
Also, her black Friday purchases from chewey included more eye drops. Such a hater.
This is probably why she doesn't have time to nap.
Also, her black Friday purchases from chewey included more eye drops. Such a hater.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't know
This is probably why she doesn't have time to nap.
Also, her black Friday purchases from chewey included more eye drops. Such a hater.
This is probably why she doesn't have time to nap.
Also, her black Friday purchases from chewey included more eye drops. Such a hater.
Yeah I've gotten cheese in a few occasions but it's been the tiniest scrap of cheese.
I deserve a lot of cheese! And I would share.
I deserve a lot of cheese! And I would share.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeah I've gotten cheese in a few occasions but it's been the tiniest scrap of cheese.
I deserve a lot of cheese! And I would share.
I deserve a lot of cheese! And I would share.
The last time I had control of the keyboard I tried to buy a 10 lb block of generic yellow cheese from Costco.
And Girl deleted it from the cart!
And Girl deleted it from the cart!
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The last time I had control of the keyboard I tried to buy a 10 lb block of generic yellow cheese from Costco.
And Girl deleted it from the cart!
And Girl deleted it from the cart!
I saw that Black Friday sales were up dramatically compared to last year. 10% and over a billion dollars more. So I guess some people were tempted. Or had been holding off buying needed things. Hoping for a price break and couldn't wait longer.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I saw that Black Friday sales were up dramatically compared to last year. 10% and over a billion dollars more. So I guess some people were tempted. Or had been holding off buying needed things. Hoping for a price break and couldn't wait longer.
That so mean! I'm sure you were only biting because they were typing wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
That so mean! I'm sure you were only biting because they were typing wrong.
Oh now I can see the two-jointed places. Cuz it has rings that are different...
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh now I can see the two-jointed places. Cuz it has rings that are different...