Mitchell Owens
@mcowens.bsky.social
Water + policy geographer. Technically a bug taxonomist. Currently a Hoosier. Eclectic music enthusiast. Unrepentant Hornets/Rays/Tar Heels sicko.
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Grayson Allen commits the most egregious travel in NBA history (h/t @ianrea.bsky.social)
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Grayson Allen commits the most egregious travel in NBA history (h/t @ianrea.bsky.social)
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Non-Texans would probably be shocked at how many of our rootin'est, tootin'est, good ol' Republican boys in state politics actually came here from like...Maryland
NEW: People moving brazenly to Texas to run for political office is nothing new. But now a confluence of events, from redistricting to dysfunctional infighting on the right, has everyone from the ShamWow Guy to Mark Teixeria moving to Texas to run for congress: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
They're not from Texas. But they want to represent you in Congress.
"Texas has always been a land of political reinvention."
www.chron.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Non-Texans would probably be shocked at how many of our rootin'est, tootin'est, good ol' Republican boys in state politics actually came here from like...Maryland
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The people who don't like the one on the right aren't going to like the computer-nudged one on the left, either. One of the "fun" aspects of college sports is that its essence is grievance politics over limited data.
A mostly official, but not completely official, side-by-side of the playoff brackets the committee and the simulated BCS would've generated at season's end:
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The people who don't like the one on the right aren't going to like the computer-nudged one on the left, either. One of the "fun" aspects of college sports is that its essence is grievance politics over limited data.
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Fernando Mendoza and Indiana are the flippin’ Big Ten champs! defector.com/fernando-men...
Fernando Mendoza And Indiana Are The Flippin' Big Ten Champs! | Defector
The Indiana Hoosiers are the last undefeated team in college football, and will have the No. 1 seed in the College Football Playoff thanks to their 13-10 win over Ohio State in last night’s Big Ten Ch...
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December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fernando Mendoza and Indiana are the flippin’ Big Ten champs! defector.com/fernando-men...
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
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Fischer has been calling IU football since 1973. All those years of eating shit sandwiches, but finally this.
As called by Don Fischer (who called IU's basketball game in Bloomington earlier today) on Indiana radio:
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Fischer has been calling IU football since 1973. All those years of eating shit sandwiches, but finally this.
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As called by Don Fischer (who called IU's basketball game in Bloomington earlier today) on Indiana radio:
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As called by Don Fischer (who called IU's basketball game in Bloomington earlier today) on Indiana radio:
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As called on Fox Deportes:
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
As called on Fox Deportes:
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the happiest man in the world
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the happiest man in the world
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The 13-0 Big Ten champion Indiana Hoosiers will be the #1 seed in the College Football Playoff
What a world
What a world
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The 13-0 Big Ten champion Indiana Hoosiers will be the #1 seed in the College Football Playoff
What a world
What a world
WINDIANA!
#1DIANA!
BIGTENDIANA!
I genuinely cannot believe this actually happened, this is the most insane football thing I have ever witnessed in my life
#1DIANA!
BIGTENDIANA!
I genuinely cannot believe this actually happened, this is the most insane football thing I have ever witnessed in my life
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
WINDIANA!
#1DIANA!
BIGTENDIANA!
I genuinely cannot believe this actually happened, this is the most insane football thing I have ever witnessed in my life
#1DIANA!
BIGTENDIANA!
I genuinely cannot believe this actually happened, this is the most insane football thing I have ever witnessed in my life
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December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
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i mean holy fucking shit, indiana
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i mean holy fucking shit, indiana
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i remember when ninewindiana was only a dream
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i remember when ninewindiana was only a dream
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INDIANA FUCKIN' HOOSIERS
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
INDIANA FUCKIN' HOOSIERS
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Me if Indiana loses: They have a better Best Win than Georgia and a better loss than Georgia. Keep them #2
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me if Indiana loses: They have a better Best Win than Georgia and a better loss than Georgia. Keep them #2
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them
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This is how I learn DPI is legal if receiver is behind the LOS
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is how I learn DPI is legal if receiver is behind the LOS
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TONIGHT WE ARE ALL HOOSIERS
wait, there are people who are not Indiana Football Hoosier fans? That can't be right.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TONIGHT WE ARE ALL HOOSIERS
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Great TD run by Wayne Knight
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Great TD run by Wayne Knight
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There are literally thousands of articles about these topics and, to my knowledge, none have been written by Alex Karp or Palantir.
LOL
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There are literally thousands of articles about these topics and, to my knowledge, none have been written by Alex Karp or Palantir.
Got more height truthism for @maitreyiaa.bsky.social and @seeratsohi.bsky.social to look into after today's pod. Apparently A'ja Wilson is listed at 6'4, which is shorter than Aliyah Boston (6'5). I watched the Fever-Aces series, and aint no way that's true. Probs not as fudged as Brink, but still
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Got more height truthism for @maitreyiaa.bsky.social and @seeratsohi.bsky.social to look into after today's pod. Apparently A'ja Wilson is listed at 6'4, which is shorter than Aliyah Boston (6'5). I watched the Fever-Aces series, and aint no way that's true. Probs not as fudged as Brink, but still