McSnee
@mcsnee.bsky.social
DC and Maine.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
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Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer.
I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.
MAHA, ladies and gentlemen.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MAHA, ladies and gentlemen.
(You know. For a treat.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
(You know. For a treat.)
🙄Spoken like somebody who never watched "Cheers"
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
🙄Spoken like somebody who never watched "Cheers"
This is what happens when Chris Cuomo gives Stephen Miller a little forehead kiss
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is what happens when Chris Cuomo gives Stephen Miller a little forehead kiss
Look some of us grew up without salt, sour cream, and cheese, but with skim milk and weak potato-mashing wrists.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Look some of us grew up without salt, sour cream, and cheese, but with skim milk and weak potato-mashing wrists.
Have you even TRIED asking ChatGPT
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Have you even TRIED asking ChatGPT
No, no, THIS time we've successfully divorced price from earnings
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
No, no, THIS time we've successfully divorced price from earnings
The searchers all hum
I'd have made the Whitefish Point Shipwreck Museum
If I'd put fifteen more miles behind me.
I'd have made the Whitefish Point Shipwreck Museum
If I'd put fifteen more miles behind me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The searchers all hum
I'd have made the Whitefish Point Shipwreck Museum
If I'd put fifteen more miles behind me.
I'd have made the Whitefish Point Shipwreck Museum
If I'd put fifteen more miles behind me.
I mean, I think what we all should have learned from the Great Louvre Caper (Capre?) is that pretty much anybody can put pretty much anything in the Louvre at pretty much any time. LIBERTÉ! ÊGALITẼ! FRÅTËRNǏȚĘ!
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I mean, I think what we all should have learned from the Great Louvre Caper (Capre?) is that pretty much anybody can put pretty much anything in the Louvre at pretty much any time. LIBERTÉ! ÊGALITẼ! FRÅTËRNǏȚĘ!
Weird. My favorite part is usually Mina Kimes, but you do you I guess.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Weird. My favorite part is usually Mina Kimes, but you do you I guess.
It's so weird how there are *so many* pictures and videos of Donald Trump just having a great time with convicted sex traffickers. Like, obviously it must just be a coincidence, right? Trump's weird out-loud sex fantasies about his own underage daughter are just awkward repartee, right? RIGHT?
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's so weird how there are *so many* pictures and videos of Donald Trump just having a great time with convicted sex traffickers. Like, obviously it must just be a coincidence, right? Trump's weird out-loud sex fantasies about his own underage daughter are just awkward repartee, right? RIGHT?
Fair enough! TIL that this wasn't a cover of a preexisting folk song--reconfirming once again that Macca is near the top of our greatest living songwrights.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fair enough! TIL that this wasn't a cover of a preexisting folk song--reconfirming once again that Macca is near the top of our greatest living songwrights.
"And with that, the Senate is"
I dunno. Kinda left me hanging.
I dunno. Kinda left me hanging.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"And with that, the Senate is"
I dunno. Kinda left me hanging.
I dunno. Kinda left me hanging.
🎶In mid-'21
All our TP was gone
We'd have loved to get back to real living
But the Suez was blocked
Because crammed in a lock
Was the tubby-ass barge Ever Given🎶
All our TP was gone
We'd have loved to get back to real living
But the Suez was blocked
Because crammed in a lock
Was the tubby-ass barge Ever Given🎶
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎶In mid-'21
All our TP was gone
We'd have loved to get back to real living
But the Suez was blocked
Because crammed in a lock
Was the tubby-ass barge Ever Given🎶
All our TP was gone
We'd have loved to get back to real living
But the Suez was blocked
Because crammed in a lock
Was the tubby-ass barge Ever Given🎶
There is 100% an absolute banger about Suez frottage in there.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There is 100% an absolute banger about Suez frottage in there.
Yeah, this is gonna be awful. YOU try getting a median American to pronounce "arrivederci."
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yeah, this is gonna be awful. YOU try getting a median American to pronounce "arrivederci."
This is, I think, his best book.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is, I think, his best book.
READ THE FUCKING ROOM, SHELDON.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
READ THE FUCKING ROOM, SHELDON.
What a disappointment you and your fellow squishes are.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What a disappointment you and your fellow squishes are.
This is abject surrender. Could not possibly be more disappointed in your utter spinelessness. You put millions of Americans through more than a month of unnecessary suffering to obtain a handful of empty promises from a caucus that won't honor them.
For shame.
For shame.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is abject surrender. Could not possibly be more disappointed in your utter spinelessness. You put millions of Americans through more than a month of unnecessary suffering to obtain a handful of empty promises from a caucus that won't honor them.
For shame.
For shame.
Long-time donor who will not give you or your son ONE MORE PENNY if you abandon your constituents' healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Long-time donor who will not give you or your son ONE MORE PENNY if you abandon your constituents' healthcare.
Their voters are demonstrably already financial illiterates, so I have no doubt this will be a big hit with them.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Their voters are demonstrably already financial illiterates, so I have no doubt this will be a big hit with them.
In this context, it means the under is over.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In this context, it means the under is over.
I guess raw milk baby formula wasn't such a good idea, huh, RFK?
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I guess raw milk baby formula wasn't such a good idea, huh, RFK?