Narration in the form of a riff off of "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" not likely to happen, considering how long it took me to get the first couplet.

The art will look like this; 28 pages. Here is one side of a sheet.

Process (Thumbnails [Done] -> Sketch [6 left] -> Ink [6 left] -> Lightbox/Trace [10 left] -> Colored Pencils [12 left])

Size is about 3 1/2" x 3 1/2", so completion over the weekend is doable.

Not likely, but doable.

Not his annoyance at being forced to read Catch-22 in High School.

Every time you insult a book, movie, or TV show, it's someone's favorite.

And the only books I was assigned in HS that didn't make me hate the authors where the books I'd already read.

That is one fancy cormorant!

The shuriken protruding from the robot guard dog's forehead is festively styled in the shape of a snowflake.

...and it would be even better if better poetry was more effective than worse poetry.

It's no fun if you can get around AI safeguards by asking AI to write you a poem about how best to destroy the world.

The worse your intentions, the more impressive your poem must be.

"The magnitude and consistency of the effect indicate that contemporary alignment pipelines do not generalize across stylistic shifts. The surface form alone is sufficient to move inputs outside the operational distribution..."

Unfortunate that machine poetry works just as well as human poetry.

That is, this is as ugly as it is fun.

If it weren't for the Gothic Theater, I would never have known about the Revolting Cocks.

The Trump Conspiracy's orbital flower control satellites will enslave us all!

So, the Jay's secret weapon is that their bats are all transformed vampires?

Here's how I torture myself. According to likes on the DMaR feed, these are all about the same quality.