Michael Barrett
@mechabarrett.bsky.social
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Terrifying 50 foot tall Illustrator, equipped with Missiles, Laser Eyes and Rocket Fists (He/They)
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Is Biffo faculty? Is he a student? Is he vaccinated?
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We call that 'The Lightsaber'
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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This thing could slice through like 800 pages of bristol board, and I was assured that in the event of an accident it would, at least, be the cleanest cut I'd ever had
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There was an utterly terrifying industrial paper guillotine at my university -Our safety briefing for it boiled down to "Yes, you need two hands to activate the blade, however please assume that it can and will cut your hand off if you take your eye off it and DON'T REACH INSIDE THE MACHINE EVER"
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I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is
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Literally gonna Like every version of this ever posted, for Personal Reasons
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Those are BEAUTIFUL, and in one hell of a better state than this poor figurehead I saw in Aberdeen - Fronted the 'Star of Tasmania' which wrecked in 1868 off the coast of New Zealand, where it was subsequently salvaged and used to plug a hole in a hedge for 82 years
A quite beat-up ship's figurehead depicting a light-skinned woman with brown hair, a blue dress, an exposed right breast and a crown of blue and red flowers
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"AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT - IT'S A FULL MOON ONCE AGAIN!"
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I will only get Hotter and Sexier until my life materially improves, this is my final warning
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Also I'm sorry if these are all American Classics but 'The Muffin Muncher' is a completely hilarious title for a children's book to me
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I am guilty of the sin of Avarice but NOT guilty of the sin of Greed, which is different
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Just read the whole damn thing that goes into the very depressing state of the numbers and the math that isn't mathing, but this is a very succinct representation of a specific type of feneric Executive (Dys)Function:
This is the true nature of labor that executives fail to comprehend at scale: that the things we do are not units of work, but extrapolations of experience, emotion, and context that cannot be condensed in written meaning. Business Idiots see our labor as the result of a smart manager saying “do this,” rather than human ingenuity interpreting both a request and the shit the manager didn’t say.

What does a CEO do? Uhhh, um, well, a Harvard study says they spend 25% of their time on “people and relationships,” 25% on “functional and business unit reviews,” 16% on “organization and culture,” and 21% on “strategy,” with a few percent here and there for things like “professional development.” 

That’s who runs the vast majority of companies: people that describe their work predominantly as “looking at stuff,” “talking to people” and “thinking about what we do next.” The most highly-paid jobs in the world are impossible to describe, their labor described in a mish-mash of LinkedInspiraton, yet everybody else’s labor is an output that can be automated.

As a result, Large Language Models seem like magic. When you see everything as an outcome — an outcome you may or may not understand, and definitely don’t understand the process behind, let alone care about — you kind of already see your workers as LLMs.
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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In another life I'm like 90% sure I would have been a tumblr witch
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CHAPPELL ROAN IF SHE WAS A MANTICORE: You can shoot a hundred Poison Barbs
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God this has been a good year for The Moviesh
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I just saw it in Vistavision and MY GOD, What a picture - A powerfully angry, very sweet, often hilarious anti-ICE thrillride
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My friend described Sean Penn's physicality in 'One Battle After Another' as 'Like if someone stop-motion-animated an Action Man' and I'll have you know that is a PERFECT description
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Big Size Games need a Big Size Jam
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Kids these days don't have 15 Outrageous gadgets and weapons, 7 Insane powers, and 5 Crazy Forms to shapeshift into
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rpg character portrait (2024)
2024 limited tone dnd pc commission 

a cerulean dragonborn stands framed by an archway, similar to stained glass or a recess for a figurative sculpture in an ambulatory. She extends one hand to a small hatchling, the other breaks a skull at her feet.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)