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@meddocle.bsky.social
he/him. Eternal cynic, proud single dad. You'll unfollow me pretty quickly & I'm OK with that. I don't need to hear both sides, idiot.
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Goddamn, I watched a drunk blonde woman absolutely bounce her head off the street tonight. Girl, you need stitches and a concussion protocol.
Sounded like a dropped bowling ball.
Sounded like a dropped bowling ball.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Goddamn, I watched a drunk blonde woman absolutely bounce her head off the street tonight. Girl, you need stitches and a concussion protocol.
Sounded like a dropped bowling ball.
Sounded like a dropped bowling ball.
Be good to your bartenders
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Be good to your bartenders
I so hate this is immediately where my brain went
Aaron Judge is dressed like The Rock for the AL MVP presentation
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I so hate this is immediately where my brain went
Does anyone know if MLS has approved changing what time of year they'll be playing?
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Does anyone know if MLS has approved changing what time of year they'll be playing?
"I share his commitment to mediocrity"
Timbers GM Ned Grabavoy on Phil Neville’s status as head coach #RCTID
“Confident in Phil, no questions whatsoever… Phil is the right person to lead this team.”
“With Phil and myself we have alignment”
“Confident in Phil, no questions whatsoever… Phil is the right person to lead this team.”
“With Phil and myself we have alignment”
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"I share his commitment to mediocrity"
It's EXTREMELY funny to me that the fare inspectors have badges. PO PO cosplay.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It's EXTREMELY funny to me that the fare inspectors have badges. PO PO cosplay.
<---- was at this game at Civic Stadium
uh...must tie it back in...wait...YES.
#MSH45 | May 13, 1980
Pittsburgh starter Rick Rhoden, rehabbing with the Portland Beavers, goes seven against his Pirate teammates in a home exhibition game.
The Oregon Journal says Rhoden "belongs in the PCL as much as skiers belong on Mount St. Helens."
#MSH45 | May 13, 1980
Pittsburgh starter Rick Rhoden, rehabbing with the Portland Beavers, goes seven against his Pirate teammates in a home exhibition game.
The Oregon Journal says Rhoden "belongs in the PCL as much as skiers belong on Mount St. Helens."
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
<---- was at this game at Civic Stadium
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The climax of the Rocky theme hitting just as this thing eats it is OSCAR worthy sound design.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The climax of the Rocky theme hitting just as this thing eats it is OSCAR worthy sound design.
NO BRAINER
A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
NO BRAINER
Moultrie crosses better than the Pope.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Moultrie crosses better than the Pope.
Bombed out husk of a city
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bombed out husk of a city
Nagbe retiring is some strong #thisweekinold vibes
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Nagbe retiring is some strong #thisweekinold vibes
Me and two buddies had an hour long conversation about what fucking color of blue that is (color blind ftw)
I looked it up. It's Canaveral Blue, which is most certainly not a thing.
I looked it up. It's Canaveral Blue, which is most certainly not a thing.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Me and two buddies had an hour long conversation about what fucking color of blue that is (color blind ftw)
I looked it up. It's Canaveral Blue, which is most certainly not a thing.
I looked it up. It's Canaveral Blue, which is most certainly not a thing.
Looks like a fair to middling ass Chinese restaurant
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Looks like a fair to middling ass Chinese restaurant
I'm a tragically unhip, 53 year old white dude and even I knew that. BRUH
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm a tragically unhip, 53 year old white dude and even I knew that. BRUH