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Outside the prison
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Trump has never looked at his non-Ivaka children this way.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
POC consumers watching Target fail month after month.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The press corps when they are in front of Trump vs. when they get on social media/CNN round tables.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Olivia Nuzzi should write an update to this story.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If this is the Chiefs' defense this season
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mavs ownership after signing off and supporting the Luka trade
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Caving Senate Dems: We have secured a vote on the ACA subsidies in December.

House GOP (and insurance companies):
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pure Guile
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Mike Johnson when he's not in front of a podium, in the Oval Office getting programmed with new orders or coming up with new Grindr profiles
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Post a witch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Adams after Cuomo got cooked in two debates.
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Gilbert Arenas after he got arrested.
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shane Bowen as the Giants leave Colorado
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He looks like this Far Side character grown up.
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
She fits right in.
October 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When they said the bullets had Anti ICE on them, I assumed that it was something like "F*ck ICE" not *literally* Anti-ICE.

Sure, Jan...
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How he should have been the next day.
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The first time you find out how much mattresses cost
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Cuomo, Slo-mo, GoPro. Mamdani in 5.
September 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
She's been great to watch with her Kyrie moves and Carmelo midrange. You see how many points she has, then you look at the final box score...
September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM