xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
ugly feet twins!
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ugly feet twins!
it’s the same picture
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
it’s the same picture
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
bummed there’s no momo but look at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
bummed there’s no momo but look at this shit
my robut inventor, gizmo doohickey, has a disguise kit. it consists of a fake mustache. that he sticks to his robut face. that's it.
suffice to say, he has a -1 deception. at level 9.
suffice to say, he has a -1 deception. at level 9.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
my robut inventor, gizmo doohickey, has a disguise kit. it consists of a fake mustache. that he sticks to his robut face. that's it.
suffice to say, he has a -1 deception. at level 9.
suffice to say, he has a -1 deception. at level 9.
never seen a screen like that
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
never seen a screen like that
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
talking about how much people look like their baby pictures and i think i nailed it
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
cornbread pudding is always a win and so damn way to make
website I use at work a lot offers points for purchases but there's no way to redeem them best I can tell, so it's just keeping score of how much I spent I guess?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
website I use at work a lot offers points for purchases but there's no way to redeem them best I can tell, so it's just keeping score of how much I spent I guess?
I have so many questions but I'm afraid to click the link and open up my algorithm to whatever this is
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I have so many questions but I'm afraid to click the link and open up my algorithm to whatever this is
why does laura loomer always look like a toddler midway through shitting their pants?
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
why does laura loomer always look like a toddler midway through shitting their pants?
damn, disney is hurting
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
damn, disney is hurting
it's the same picture
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
it's the same picture
this calendar is trying to imply the existence of *good* dad jokes and is therefore a dirty fucking liar
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this calendar is trying to imply the existence of *good* dad jokes and is therefore a dirty fucking liar
it’s got that new phone smell
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it’s got that new phone smell
maybe it'll be a bigger deal on his third marriage?
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
maybe it'll be a bigger deal on his third marriage?
saw this on reddit and everyone calling for these kids to go to jail and shit and just... what the fuck was that guy doing in the first place? not your problem. move along
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
saw this on reddit and everyone calling for these kids to go to jail and shit and just... what the fuck was that guy doing in the first place? not your problem. move along
