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Eléna de M H
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She's been de-frocked for sending her congregation into a mass coma. #TheArchers
Because of course a vicar is free to do property inspections two hundred miles away, ten days before Christmas. Only in Ambridge. #TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nice to see Edinburgh putting up a fight! 💪💪💪 #RugbyUnion
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"He's a character" is always code for "He's a pain in the arse".
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Much like Chris Robshaw has just said on Premier Sports, Facundo Isa has been the key signing for me. He's such a great player and doesn't often get the attention he deserves. 🇦🇷

And no, it is not pronounced Eye-sa. He cannot help you with your tax-free savings. It's Ee-sa. 😉 #PronunciationPolice
NEED TO KNOW: Pau🐂🏔️

And of course, here is our pre-Champions Cup Need to Know for Section Paloise.

Even the Section fan half of Rosbifs is surprised by how the season is going. They are getting it right tactically and they are more physical now.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I kind of want it to make sense though. I live in a very small village and the idea of someone delivering not only my groceries but also a freshly made pizza at the same time is very appealing. #TheArchers
No Ian. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
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#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I hope Clarrie's last act before the arthritis takes over is to go for Eddie with a potato peeler. #TheArchers
Eddie will peel a potato only when his wife’s hands are ravaged by arthritis.

#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can't wait for Casablanca 2: Too Casa Too Blanca, Casablanca 3: Morocco Drift, and Casablanca 4: The N*zis Weren't So Bad After All.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Aw, the smile on Uini Atonio's face as he comes on to the pitch and the big roar from the crowd. 💛 #RugbyUnion #LARvLEIC
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Got my feet up at my parents' house, fire on, mulled wine and enjoying watching the joyous madness that is Bulls v UBB. Great Saturday. 🥰 #RugbyUnion
What a game of rugby! Just bloody lovely from both sides. Lucu has been bloody brilliant. So many sexy tries, played at 100000000 an hour and at altitude. Hook it into my veins.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I really don't connect with all this po-faced marketing around men's rugby. It's sport: it's meant to be fun! Maybe they'd attract more fans if they didn't put out all this overly serious stuff? #RugbyUnion
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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the two Christmas moods #SaturdayKitchen
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Not much of a crowd for Sale v Glasgow. Is there something else on in Manchester tonight? #ChampsCup #RugbyUnion
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The acting is superb. #TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is why I love #TheArchers so much. I don't think anything else does long-form storytelling this well (or at all!).
I also think George has something about him. Even when he was very small. Neil articulated it quite well when he said he loved him, but couldn’t always like him and couldn’t put his finger on why exactly.
I do love this SL, so long in the making and so thought provoking.
#TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's perfectly possible to think George is a terrible person and also feel sorry for him. He's ultimately responsible for his actions but he's also a product of his environment. He needs support but he has to do the work himself. #TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
There was a great rivalry between a couple of farmers here years ago and my mum always called it "Who's got the bigger digger syndrome?" 😆 #TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How old are George, Amber and Brad? Are they all 20? Or is Brad younger? #TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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GB News is nothing short of a hate-filled propaganda arm for the far-right
GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Killed in a tragic turkey plucking accident. It's how Eddie would want to go. We can only hope. #TheArchers
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yes! For such a small village, surely just calling Susan and booking a time slot would be easier? She said they only had six deliveries. You wouldn't need an online booking system for that. #TheArchers
And in a “non-George storyline“ I’d like to hear a credible explanation of how the Village shop online ordering system was designed, created and made live, all without Susan employing a web designer or even engaging in weeks worth of data entry. Was it constructed on fairy interweb dust? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Oh blimey."
Brad is such a sweetie.
#TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Brad: "Everyone needs time to think."
George: "Not me."
I think that might be your problem, George.
#TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ah, that good old 'growing the game'! #RugbyUnion
The most patronising and arrogant part of that Nations Cup tv deal.…
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My niece is playing a cowgirl in her nativity play, so Hannah can definitely have a space theme for the tractor run. #TheArchers
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM